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  • #1

    What do you say when...

    ...you are having intercourse and your girl toots?

    Has anyone experienced any "accidents"?

    One of the guys I am talking had this conversation and I want to hear other responses.
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  • #2
    She's had pussy farts when we were going at it but not the other.
    Bondage.
    Some people call it domestic violence.
    We call it foreplay.
    Got cuffs? GAME ON!

    My routine and gains.

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    • #3
      I love pussy farts and it turns me on even if she gets embarrassed. I love the feeling of pushing all the air out of an open hole.

      As for the other farts, I try to ignore them as best I can but will crack a smile if she's clearly ashamed/embarrassed or whatever.

      I've heard of... "accidents" but I'd rather not get into them.

      You shouldn't talk guys, it could be bad for your health.
      BPEL: 6.7-8.57" NBPEL: 6.3-8.25"
      MEG: 5.9-6.5" HeadEG: 5.4-6.25" BEG: 6.25-7"
      CI:1.5 -2.5
      Flaccid: 5"x4.75" -> 6.25"x5.375" for +63% volume
      275ml-435ml in 3 years, 6 months(active 2 years) for +58% volume
      6.7x5.9 - 8.57x6.5 or bigger than 9/10x49/50 - 2999/3000x1666/1667

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      • #4
        When a woman queefs, it is manly because air is getting in meaning the entrance is not sealing completely during intercourse which happens usually when one has a thin base girth or basic penile girth.
        Begin 7/25/2011:
        NBPEL 7, BPEL 7.2, MEG 5.6, BEG 6

        Current 12/05/2014:
        FL 5.25, FG 5.2
        NBPEL 7.8, BPEL 8.1, UEG 5.75, MEG 6.25, BEG 6.7

        Long:
        UEG:MEG 6.5

        https://www.pegym.com/forums/progres...henewuser.html

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        • #5
          I might laugh a bit, but then I would kiss her and tell her that she is sexy and that her dripping wet pussy feels amazing on my rock hard cock. Take her mind off it but don't ignore it, that might make shit awkward. sex is fun, have fun.
          Start ~ March 2013: BPEL: 7" x 4.75
          May 2016: BPEL: 7.5 x 5.00

          Goal: First get to 8" BPEL and then work on girth as much as possible. Not too attached to the number but more with the journey.

          Foreplay begins at Hello.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by thenewdude View Post
            When a woman queefs, it is manly because air is getting in meaning the entrance is not sealing completely during intercourse which happens usually when one has a thin base girth or basic penile girth.
            Not in my case.
            BPEL: 6.7-8.57" NBPEL: 6.3-8.25"
            MEG: 5.9-6.5" HeadEG: 5.4-6.25" BEG: 6.25-7"
            CI:1.5 -2.5
            Flaccid: 5"x4.75" -> 6.25"x5.375" for +63% volume
            275ml-435ml in 3 years, 6 months(active 2 years) for +58% volume
            6.7x5.9 - 8.57x6.5 or bigger than 9/10x49/50 - 2999/3000x1666/1667

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            • #7
              If she farted during sex I'd laugh... and laugh and laugh. I'd say, "Oh is there a draft in here?" Then afterwards I'd say, I'm glad we have such a connection that we can fart in front of each other... then let one rip.
              I'd either use her fart as permission to fart around her, or bring it up every once in awhile as a joke.

              Pussy farts? They make me laugh too. I dunno what it is about the farty sound that makes me lol
              "Know the rules well, so that you may properly break them" - The Dalai Lama
              Do not criticize the seed for not yet being a tree.
              Character is destiny - Sigmund Freud
              As long as I have breath in my lungs, I will make this happen

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              • #8
                +1 ^

                Phartz R Funny !
                Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohacker
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                • #9
                  lol at this thread.

                  i have made almost all girls ive had sex with queef, but its not because i have a thing penis. i believe its just air that gets trapped in there from thrusting so hard and fast. some girls have been pretty tight and they queef and the girl im currently with is a bit on the loose side and she queef less than some of the girls with tight ones

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                  • #10
                    Pussy fart or real fart, just keep at it... or if you two are comfortable about those things together, feel free to have a laugh. Comedy is good in bed too.

                    If it is a real fart though, and it smells like feces spread on rye, with a side of rotten egg, that might put a big damper on the whole mood...
                    "If you want a log you need to keep a log." - Tinkerbell
                    "I wish I was average height with average hand size." - thenewdude

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                    • #11
                      I understand toots in english is farting,that means air sounds from the pussy.I dont know why you get sorprised,for me is the best, and happend only with big size cocks or thick ones.When I am totally relaxed and I dont mind how strong and deep is the penetration my pussy farts and men like it.Happens in the ass too.
                      I love when I have,and get more open and ready to orgasm.Best position to have big ones is from the back and very separated knees, as big is the cock more sound and if he takes all in and out much more.

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                      • #12
                        We were doing it in missionary when my wife farted. I was balls deep and she tickled my nuts.
                        PE is a lot like sex. First you have to find your technique, rotate your routine, and then plan on it taking a while. Then you will find satisfaction.

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                        • #13
                          I love when pussies talk to me lol
                          You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by thenewdude View Post
                            When a woman queefs, it is manly because air is getting in meaning the entrance is not sealing completely during intercourse which happens usually when one has a thin base girth or basic penile girth.
                            Absolutely correct! No air escaping for me but when we first dated and I was 5 in girth she did.
                            Started: 7 x 5
                            Current: 8 inches x 6.25 inches (whole shaft)
                            Goal 8.5 x 6.5

                            Pics. https://www.pegym.com/forums/members...8-56-46-1.html

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                            • #15
                              I love you guys so much! You all make me giggle like a school girl. You guys do nothing but keep it real and I love it!

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