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I've been hearing much around the forum lately about staying hard longer, decreasing sensitivity to keep going, and all that other silly stuff because the rule is "they must cum first"! My first thought is who's they? I know for most of you guys it's women; for me it's women as well but don't rule out domestic pets or farm animals. It all depends on my mood. Somehow the rule is that the partner must cum first.
I wanted to look that rule up in he rule book but I didn't have one so off I went to Home Depot. Yup they got everything there and in no time I found what I was looking for; the definitive guide to sex, sheetrock, and siding. I had to buy it because the old guy was looking at me funny as I was reading it in the store but it wasn't too pricey.Went right out to the car and opened the sex section although I did take a peak at the siding section; really cool stuff. I was going to find that rule. I went through the sex section 3 times and never found it. Guess what? It's not written. Hey if it's not written than I don't have to follow it do I? If I cum first and then fall asleep and she gets mad because she's supposed to cum first all I have to say is show me where it's written in the rule book. Well it ain't written so I win!
Do we guys have to follow an unwritten rule? Not me! And who do you think made this stupid rule up in the first place? I don't think it was the women folk do you? I mean it would be in their best interest to write it but somehow I don't think that's in their mindset. They would rather complain about it afterwards than write silly rules, even though that rule is unwritten.Did a guy write it? If a guy was the author of this unwritten rule than I'd like to find out who he is and smack him upside the head with a piece of wood. How much stress to guys have been caused by this silly unwritten rule. Man if we cum first we feel like criminals don't we? Well you guys do; I don't. All the tricks we have to try in order to not cum first; is it really worth it? What if the girl is not in a cumming mood? Yes that happens so if it's just not going to happen why are we killing ourselves?
So let's talk about cumming. The goal I guess is cumming at the same time so this way you can both fall asleep with a smile on your face. They call that the simultaneous orgasm; big name huh? We all know the big SO is great but it doesn't happen too often does it? I'm glad it doesn't; with all that hair pulling, digging in of the fingernails into a back, neck biting, well I'm just gladit doesn't happen all that often. Hey the last time it happened the poor girl had marks on her back and ass for a week; kind of felt bad for her but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
Now if she comes first then great, all the pressure is off and we can just relax.Funny but I never think of sex having anything to do with pressure. I just thought it was supposed to be enjoyable and enjoyable for both. Okay so what if we cum first? Well you came but you didn't die so use some other body part to help her along until she comes. Hey you got fingers, tongues, toes, even a well placed elbow can do the trick. Yes I know you're tired but you can still put in a little effort; besides it's fun. Okay so what happens if you cum first and you're really shot? Hell that's what they have vibrators for. Besides it's a great show and you don't even have to pay for it like I did in the old days. Is it a bit selfish? Yes a bit but you can be selfish here and there; there is nothing wrong with it as long as you don't make it a habit. Hell sometimes they themselves might even enjoy it better.
The bottom line is simple although it took a lot of words to get here. Take the pressure off yourselves guys; you're not breaking any written rule. Be a good lover and if you do cum first help her to get there as well. Women want the whole experience; trust me standing there just ramming your dick in and out of them does get boring for them. You may not think so but it does. The experience though, the whole session, that's what makes you a good lover and that's what they remember. One little added bonus you will get if you take the pressure off yourselves by not worrying if you're going to cum before her is that without the stupid pressure you will last longer. Try it!
I wanted to look that rule up in he rule book but I didn't have one so off I went to Home Depot. Yup they got everything there and in no time I found what I was looking for; the definitive guide to sex, sheetrock, and siding. I had to buy it because the old guy was looking at me funny as I was reading it in the store but it wasn't too pricey.Went right out to the car and opened the sex section although I did take a peak at the siding section; really cool stuff. I was going to find that rule. I went through the sex section 3 times and never found it. Guess what? It's not written. Hey if it's not written than I don't have to follow it do I? If I cum first and then fall asleep and she gets mad because she's supposed to cum first all I have to say is show me where it's written in the rule book. Well it ain't written so I win!
Do we guys have to follow an unwritten rule? Not me! And who do you think made this stupid rule up in the first place? I don't think it was the women folk do you? I mean it would be in their best interest to write it but somehow I don't think that's in their mindset. They would rather complain about it afterwards than write silly rules, even though that rule is unwritten.Did a guy write it? If a guy was the author of this unwritten rule than I'd like to find out who he is and smack him upside the head with a piece of wood. How much stress to guys have been caused by this silly unwritten rule. Man if we cum first we feel like criminals don't we? Well you guys do; I don't. All the tricks we have to try in order to not cum first; is it really worth it? What if the girl is not in a cumming mood? Yes that happens so if it's just not going to happen why are we killing ourselves?
So let's talk about cumming. The goal I guess is cumming at the same time so this way you can both fall asleep with a smile on your face. They call that the simultaneous orgasm; big name huh? We all know the big SO is great but it doesn't happen too often does it? I'm glad it doesn't; with all that hair pulling, digging in of the fingernails into a back, neck biting, well I'm just gladit doesn't happen all that often. Hey the last time it happened the poor girl had marks on her back and ass for a week; kind of felt bad for her but it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
Now if she comes first then great, all the pressure is off and we can just relax.Funny but I never think of sex having anything to do with pressure. I just thought it was supposed to be enjoyable and enjoyable for both. Okay so what if we cum first? Well you came but you didn't die so use some other body part to help her along until she comes. Hey you got fingers, tongues, toes, even a well placed elbow can do the trick. Yes I know you're tired but you can still put in a little effort; besides it's fun. Okay so what happens if you cum first and you're really shot? Hell that's what they have vibrators for. Besides it's a great show and you don't even have to pay for it like I did in the old days. Is it a bit selfish? Yes a bit but you can be selfish here and there; there is nothing wrong with it as long as you don't make it a habit. Hell sometimes they themselves might even enjoy it better.
The bottom line is simple although it took a lot of words to get here. Take the pressure off yourselves guys; you're not breaking any written rule. Be a good lover and if you do cum first help her to get there as well. Women want the whole experience; trust me standing there just ramming your dick in and out of them does get boring for them. You may not think so but it does. The experience though, the whole session, that's what makes you a good lover and that's what they remember. One little added bonus you will get if you take the pressure off yourselves by not worrying if you're going to cum before her is that without the stupid pressure you will last longer. Try it!
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