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  • #16
    Nice job DW!

    Isn't it awfully nice to have DW's penis advice?
    He makes it frightfully good to have a dong.
    It's swell to have a stiffer stiffy,
    It's divine to own a working dick,
    From the tiniest pecker,
    To the forums biggest prick.

    Three cheers to DW! Be Proud!
    Using his gadgets do seem to help.
    Each month ya get a bit more endowed.
    But don't take it out in public,
    Unless you want it fondled
    by the prisoner crowd.

    Congrats DW! Well deserved Award.
    "with great EQ, comes great responsibility"

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    • #17
      Whoot!

      I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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      • #18
        Congrats Dick whammy.from the monkey who plays guitar,and
        doubles as a flying monkey on the weekend.

        Dorothy,you know where I put those damn wings,check toto dog
        always runs off with them.

        Well anyways,congrats on a well deserved award
        Imagination expands the mind

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        • #19
          I had fun doing your new user title. I tried -
          Mamba of the Moth
          Member of the Mafia
          a few others, but Cusp walked in and slapped my hand with his PE ruler; now guess what my hand smells like ?
          Not funny....

          One day, Ill get my own office, with a door.
          oh, by the way, congrats DW !
          Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohacker
          Looks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.

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          • #20
            Hehe....double whammy there for Cusp - Jan and the man DW who took away the award.

            Hey, just demanding for breakfast does not get you anywhere.

            Congrats DW, hope all is well with you.
            Cause I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite :boxing::aikido:

            Got nine lives...used six already!! :angel:

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            • #21
              Congrats dw!!

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              • #22
                That is so cool that Whammy junior is on here too. Welcome to the forum

                Originally posted by Frankenberrie View Post
                Congrats Dad...
                You truly are the master at turning regular household items into penis devices. Keep up the good work.
                League of Legends ​/ Top Performers / Pull the Chute

                My Log / KITJ / KITV / Phallosan Tips / 2014 Challenge Statistics

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                • #23
                  Fantastic choice! Congratulations Dick Whammy!

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                  • #24
                    Big Congratulations My Dear Sweet Dick Whammy! What a wonderful choice...can you feel the love DW?!

                    I'm sure you can but just for good measure, I'll add an extra dose of some Canadian affection into the mix...

                    love.jpg
                    TPW
                    Senior Member
                    Member of the Month Oct 2013
                    Last edited by TPW; 01-31-2014, 12:40 PM.

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                    • #25
                      Thank you Thank you.

                      Ahhhhh you all make me feel like one of the guys,,,,,,,if the price of admission is this wanger between my legs,,,,then thanks!!! First let me thank our one and only TPW for her kind words,,,,,,I still think she gets hot flashes when she says: My Dear Sweet Dick Whammy! But enuff of that and lets move on to Henny Youngman.......Oh wait, who shipped in the body? and Rip Taylor and Schlittle......is that a toupe or did a beaver crawl up and die on your heads? LOL

                      I always wanted to be roasted,,,,,,,,over low heat please (my nuts roasting on an open fire)

                      But seriously, you guys are great,,,,,,,,,oh there I go again....was that a tear?? Nah, it's raining here in Florida! Keep 'em cum'ing folks!! LOL
                      Dick Whammy at your Cervix!

                      Yes, I've had my heart broken, but STILL got my dick. No one will ever take it away from me!

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                      • #26
                        Here's a Roast for Schlittle.

                        http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9q...ast_shortfilms
                        Dick Whammy at your Cervix!

                        Yes, I've had my heart broken, but STILL got my dick. No one will ever take it away from me!

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                        • #27
                          Mrs. DW: want some dinner?
                          DW: Sure.
                          Mrs. DW: ( starts to make dinner ), Hunny where's my tongs and rolling pin?
                          DW: Uh, in the room. I made a new device!
                          Mrs. DW: Ok MacGyver, bring that log in your pants over here so I can roll out some dough.
                          :peace::hippie::rockon::music:

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by glamissand1 View Post
                            mrs. Dw: Want some dinner?
                            Dw: Sure.
                            Mrs. Dw: ( starts to make dinner ), hunny where's my tongs and rolling pin?
                            Dw: Uh, in the room. I made a new device!
                            Mrs. Dw: Ok macgyver, bring that log in your pants over here so i can roll out some dough.
                            lolol!
                            Dick Whammy at your Cervix!

                            Yes, I've had my heart broken, but STILL got my dick. No one will ever take it away from me!

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                            • #29
                              Congratulations DW!!

                              One of the most creative people of the gym, from genius uses of household devices for PE, to the great pics that always fit the situation perfectly.

                              Good choice on picking a great and funny guy that is always thinking outside the box. Wait...maybe that's not entirely accurate....well, you know what I mean.

                              Great job DW, way to go!!
                              Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by workin_4_it View Post
                                ...the great pics that always fit the situation perfectly...
                                Hey, that's a good point! Who is going to put up DW's perfect congrats picture here?? I sure don't have the skill for it...
                                Just a regular dick on a forum all about guys.

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