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  • Member of the Month-April 2014

    When this award first started I thought it was a cute award. As such I did my best to make sure that the award was given to only cute good looking people. Yes I'm shallow that way. Looking back on the past winners they all have been cute. In fact I think that TPW was the ugliest winner we had ( although I hear she's pretty hot looking, or was that hot tempered. Oh I forgot but it was one of them). That shows you the caliber of cuteness of our past winners.

    Well the mods came to me with this months winner. What the hell were they thinking? This member gives ugly a new name. I mean he even types ugly. What were they thinking? I tried to get them to reconsider but all they said was do it anyway; he's not that ugly. But it's a cute award and we have to give it to a guy that's "not that ugly? I mean really?

    Besides ugly he's annoying. You know those stupid smiley faces some of you guys use? Well I can't stand them. I think they're stupid. Not only does this member use those stupid things but he uses multiples of those stupid little faces. I mean what does he do all day; scour the net to find the stupidest little faces just to post multiple dopey things just to annoy me? And they made him the winner?

    Like I said I have nothing to do with the voting for this award. If you find this months winner to be as ugly and annoying as I do then use the following pages to roast him good. Trust me he deserves it.

    I will say this though; in all the time we have given out this award I have never seen the mods so anxious to have it announced. Hell they wanted me to announce it last week. I really think they were bribed or they don't see what I see in him. Maybe they really like this guy? Well there's no accounting for some peoples taste.

    So on that note I will announce the winner. Funny on a month that started with April Fool's day this guy wins. Oh I get it; maybe this is just a late April Fool's joke being played on me.

    Seriously he's great.He's been a runner up for the last few months ( probably because he's ugly) but he finally broke through and I am happy for him.
    Okay so this months winner is?


    I guess you know by now the winner is JAY1983
    The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

  • #2
    Congrats Jay!
    Way ta go!

    Bondage.
    Some people call it domestic violence.
    We call it foreplay.
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    • #3
      Congrats Jay1983!! You Da'Man!!
      (Late 1999): 6" BPEL x 5.25" MSEG
      (Early 2001): 7" BPEL x 5.75"MSEG (mostly Hanging/Jelqing)
      Aug 16th 2015: 7.375" BPEL x 6" MSEG
      Goal: I have retired from PE - So my goal is just maintaining.

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      • #4
        Woohoo ! Good going Jay!!!

        Your avatar could do with a few more bananas

        congratulations
        "Those who know others have knowledge,
        those who know themselves have insight.
        Those who master others have force,
        those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu

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        • #5
          A Wizard has awarded you a title commensurate with this momentous occasion.

          < horns toot, crowds cheer, a few boo's, and a couple of raspberries>

          Way to Go! Jay.
          Valued Member of 11 years at the TheBiohacker
          Looks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.

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          • #6
            Congratulations Jay! Well done!
            A real man never hurts a woman. The woman came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - Mrs. workin_4_it

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            • #7
              Congrats Jay 😳😜😊😀😁😞
              12-5-11 --- 7-4-14
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              6.1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9 7.1.2.3
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              4.7.8.9 5.1.2.3.4.5.6.7

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              • #8
                Congrats on the member of the month, Jay. Way to go!
                Aiming for a bigger, healthier willy!

                Golf's progress log
                Start of PE (16.7.2013)
                BPEL: 6.75" MSEG: 5.25"
                Current (16.1.2019)
                BPEL: 18.7 cm MSEG: 13.5 cm

                Foreskin regeneration is a possible way to undo circumcision

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                • #9
                  Congrats Jay!!!
                  I will never apologize for being me. People should apologize for asking me to be anything else.

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                  • #10
                    Congrats Jay well done!!! Deserving member definitely! Now let's dance

                    Haha nice announcement Cuspy. Anyway Jay, one final word...
                    League of Legends ​/ Top Performers / Pull the Chute

                    My Log / KITJ / KITV / Phallosan Tips / 2014 Challenge Statistics

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                    • #11
                      Congratulations Jay, well deserved!

                      You're a great guy, who stuck it out even when an injury put you on the sidelines for a bit. So what did you do?

                      Spent more time here, advising others, being a part of this fine forum, and bringing your sense of humor with you. Passing along your knowledge, experience, and a smile to share with everyone here.

                      Well done Banana Man...well done.

                      Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

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                      • #12
                        +1! Totally agree with this. Great attitude so it is

                        Originally posted by workin_4_it View Post
                        You're a great guy, who stuck it out even when an injury put you on the sidelines for a bit. So what did you do?

                        Spent more time here, advising others, being a part of this fine forum, and bringing your sense of humor with you. Passing along your knowledge, experience, and a smile to share with everyone here.
                        League of Legends ​/ Top Performers / Pull the Chute

                        My Log / KITJ / KITV / Phallosan Tips / 2014 Challenge Statistics

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                        • #13
                          Congrats to you Jay!

                          Does he even know yet? Lol.

                          Nevermind. Just saw it's only two hours ago.

                          Couldn't happen to a sexier banana!
                          Start: 9/2012 6.5x4.5
                          Progress: 8/3/2016 7.375x5.1
                          Goal: 7/16/2015 7.75x5.5


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                          • #14
                            I don't think banana man knows yet, quick somebody send the messenger pigeons!

                            Originally posted by LilNudeDude View Post
                            Does he even know yet?
                            League of Legends ​/ Top Performers / Pull the Chute

                            My Log / KITJ / KITV / Phallosan Tips / 2014 Challenge Statistics

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by kickinthemebs View Post
                              I don't think banana man knows yet, quick somebody send the messenger pigeons!
                              He's probably seen the good news and gone for a celebratory vape
                              "Those who know others have knowledge,
                              those who know themselves have insight.
                              Those who master others have force,
                              those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu

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