Gosh, this is why i didn't buy stuff that can be specifically identifiable as PE equipment...

Creazy dream... I was... somewhere, I had to check a bag and they pulled me off to the side (it wasn't exactly an airport, i dunno) well anyway, I had my "pump" in there. and so the girl goes rummaging through my bag to make sure all is well. well she pulls out this MAAAAASSIVE penis pump (unrealistically huge), and sets it on the table and looks at it confused, so she calls over another girl like "What's that?" in a different. I'm looking like "oh sh*t..." So the both discuss amongst themselves when a BIG Security guy comes over and is like and so he looks over to another guy and He smiles, comes over and talks to me...Then from across the room someone else says something like, "oh i've seen one of those" and starts speaking in another language while all others listen and look at him. At this point I'm beet red. Now I can understand what they're saying... and one guy's telling the girls it's not just about "enlargement" but it's for staying power too... He goes on to say "he might be dealing with a lot of women, you don't know!" I was super embarrassed I just wanted to die. LMAO.


Needless to say this aparatus will never leave the confines of my house if I am traveling by mass transit. hell it'll stay locked up unless i'm driving my own car to my own destination.


Anyway, Gym Bike, 7.25 miles in 32 minutes. that's right around my best distance and time. Did should presses. bicep curls. I really want biceps. i can see some definition in my upper arm/shoulder area. now not muscle cut, just some good shaping. something is happening. I just gotta eat right and sleep well.