with my tape measure! but I like it!

Keeps me motivated! I just straightened the end out. and flipped it over on itself to measure it along the actual tap to see the gap in the measurement...

Turns out it's actually more than 1/8th inch, it's 3/16th"! wtf, it's robbing me of .1875" so when I measure it as 5.375" in the morning it's really... *calculates* 5.5625?!?! nahhhh it doesn't feel that thick in my hand, I have a Lens Crafters Large bottle of glass cleaner. it's pretty thick, it measures a perfect 5.5" on my tape, so that thing is actually 5.6875. Oh... wait... That makes sense now... but it still doesn't bode for why I can still wiggle my way into a TP roll :-/ the TP was measured at 5.5 or 5.625"... BUT if I ULI my penis... My PeePee Pole does not go into the TP roll...

This Tape Measure is making things all complicated LOL! but it's good to know that I'm reading low and I pull it TIIIIGHT like no slack in the line anywhere. It also compresses the CS unless I ULI when I measure and when I ULI when i measure I can push it up to around an indicated 5.5" on a good day

either way, I just wanted to know what my Error in my jacked up tape measure was. I just found out so I'm actually 5.5-ish... which is nice, but I need MOAR BIGGER!

I'm not changing my mind. I'm still a paltry, 5.375" in the morning. That's so discouraging Getting back on my grind!