Ding, dang it! I just typed up my response to the "What type of Dick" thread and it's now closed. Oh well, I'm posting my response as a blog post

I致e taken the best parts to each and defined my husband, my one and only.

MISERABLE DICK

My husband is extremely handsome to me. He says the right things, does the right things. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!! **** Umm, I actually try to see how quickly I can make my miserable dick cum sometimes. It痴 hot as fuck!


TOLERABLE DICK

He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. ***Speechless

OVERWHELMED DICK

When kissing him, you notice you make his knees weak. You were so overwhelmed that you could not even speak. ****And I go weak in the knees as well.


GUILTY DICK

Guilty dick made you have multiple orgasms. Made you cry and you had no clue to why. This dick is so intense, when it is being administered it sent you in a trance. ****Never cheated so I say guilty dick applies to hubby because he does give me multiple Os.

PLEASURABLE DICK

Whenever you call the dick is ready. His dick craves your pussy. This dick is available anytime, anyplace. ****The joys of marriage


CAP`N DICK

This is the gold mine dick. This dick is the dick that you commit yourself too. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for this dick. When you get this dick, you go through convulsions. ***Yep Yep