Sup huge hogged dudes? Haven’t posted in a minute but here’s something to read. A decade ago, my insecurities had caused me to do an insane amount of google searching for ways to make my dong bigger which lead me to PE Gym. I was 19 at the time and was about to lose my virginity to my first girlfriend (I was an incredibly late bloomer physically and didn’t hit puberty till almost my 19th birthday).
I immediately became obsessed with the process of trying to get a huge wang. I didn’t miss a workout for weeks. I overtrained like most newbies do and that was a lesson I had to learn multiple times. Just to name a few injuries, I had slightly torn my urethra while jelqing with a death grip which caused blood to drip out (nothing like getting your first period), I had 8 pounds of weights fall of my bed post while I was taking a break between hanging sets and yes, I was still latched in, and I also found out that I couldn’t jelq with hemp lotion when I woke up the next morning with a flaccid coke can in my boxers.
I would put an hour+ into each workout. I tried all kinds of programs. I’ve done hanging, pumping (don’t recommend when you live with your parents and don’t have a lock on your door, sorry mom) and just about every manual exercise there is. Eventually, you find what works for you and fits your schedule. I saw much better success when I took a smarter approach rather than the meat head in the gym type of approach.
After a couple years and retiring from being a moderator on the forum (do I hold the record for youngest one still?), I stepped away from the exercises to desensitize my fireman and out my attention towards college. After some time, I got back into the exercises and implemented the basic concept of “less is more” and started doing incredibly minimal workouts. In fact, even to this day, I do much less than what I was doing. I’ll post at the end what that is.
All though I’ve had a great deal of success in terms of my physical growth, I’ve had even greater success with my mindset and mental health. Mostly due to the fact that I stopped caring about what others thought of me and came to the realization that I’m a damn stud, as you all are if you’re willing to put the work in. I also realized how many people lie about their size and that I grew up comparing myself to Peter North and other male porn stars. I’ve already had trouble squeezing into a few tight spaces, I couldn’t imagine the issues I’d have with their kind of endowment. Not gonna lie though, I love when a woman’s eyes widen or when they say things like “it’s still getting bigger”, “please go easy on me”, and my personal favorite “it feels so fu€£|ng big.” BOOYAH I say to myself.
Other things I worked on...proper nutrition, effective exercise after division 1 athletics, my ability to converse with anyone and control a conversation, my ability to remain calm and collective, and not letting the words or actions of others bother me internally.
I’m sure some will ask about how my soldier stands now. Funny thing is, I haven’t put a measuring tool to my cack in probably 6+ years. Though I can tell you that I was more than an inch and a quarter longer with an added half inch of girth the last time I had. I don’t care to know what size I’m at anymore. I do know that my soldier stands at complete attention when he needs to and that’s what I’m most happy with. Can’t bone while flaccid. The EQ improvement is what made up a good chunk of my gains, especially at first.
Another lesson I learned, the size of the schlong doesn’t matter as much to women as it does to men. They care MUCH more about the dude that it’s attached to. Plus, with the right kind of foreplay, positions, dirty talk, and toys, you can leave women speechless lying in your bed while you’re grabbing a snack or taking a shower after doing a solid nights work.
So in ten years, I went from being insecure, overweight, afraid to talk to women, and living at home to now living half way across the US with my new career in finance, sitting at 8% body fat, got a much higher notch count, and I just bought my first house a few days ago. Life is good baby, but it’ll only stay that way if I continue to work on myself, which I plan on doing.
I’m incredibly grateful for the wisdom this community has given me. Also, I’m so stoked to still see the OGs who helped me out in my beginner days still taking care of all these lads who have joined the forum. What you all do is much appreciated by your boi.
Anywho, it’s cool to post again for my first time in about 2 years or so. Here’s what I’m doing these days:
-5-10 minute warm up with rice sock
-15 quick kegel with a full 1 count release stretch left, right, straight out, up, followed by 25 side to side stretches. Follow each stretch with 5 slow circles each direction. No need to try to pull the damn thing off.
-50 lower intensity jelqs
-50 higher intensity jelqs, softer grip
- 10 reps of 3 second kegels
- 5-10 minutes of edging
I only do this 3-4 times a week.
Best of luck to you all.
I immediately became obsessed with the process of trying to get a huge wang. I didn’t miss a workout for weeks. I overtrained like most newbies do and that was a lesson I had to learn multiple times. Just to name a few injuries, I had slightly torn my urethra while jelqing with a death grip which caused blood to drip out (nothing like getting your first period), I had 8 pounds of weights fall of my bed post while I was taking a break between hanging sets and yes, I was still latched in, and I also found out that I couldn’t jelq with hemp lotion when I woke up the next morning with a flaccid coke can in my boxers.
I would put an hour+ into each workout. I tried all kinds of programs. I’ve done hanging, pumping (don’t recommend when you live with your parents and don’t have a lock on your door, sorry mom) and just about every manual exercise there is. Eventually, you find what works for you and fits your schedule. I saw much better success when I took a smarter approach rather than the meat head in the gym type of approach.
After a couple years and retiring from being a moderator on the forum (do I hold the record for youngest one still?), I stepped away from the exercises to desensitize my fireman and out my attention towards college. After some time, I got back into the exercises and implemented the basic concept of “less is more” and started doing incredibly minimal workouts. In fact, even to this day, I do much less than what I was doing. I’ll post at the end what that is.
All though I’ve had a great deal of success in terms of my physical growth, I’ve had even greater success with my mindset and mental health. Mostly due to the fact that I stopped caring about what others thought of me and came to the realization that I’m a damn stud, as you all are if you’re willing to put the work in. I also realized how many people lie about their size and that I grew up comparing myself to Peter North and other male porn stars. I’ve already had trouble squeezing into a few tight spaces, I couldn’t imagine the issues I’d have with their kind of endowment. Not gonna lie though, I love when a woman’s eyes widen or when they say things like “it’s still getting bigger”, “please go easy on me”, and my personal favorite “it feels so fu€£|ng big.” BOOYAH I say to myself.
Other things I worked on...proper nutrition, effective exercise after division 1 athletics, my ability to converse with anyone and control a conversation, my ability to remain calm and collective, and not letting the words or actions of others bother me internally.
I’m sure some will ask about how my soldier stands now. Funny thing is, I haven’t put a measuring tool to my cack in probably 6+ years. Though I can tell you that I was more than an inch and a quarter longer with an added half inch of girth the last time I had. I don’t care to know what size I’m at anymore. I do know that my soldier stands at complete attention when he needs to and that’s what I’m most happy with. Can’t bone while flaccid. The EQ improvement is what made up a good chunk of my gains, especially at first.
Another lesson I learned, the size of the schlong doesn’t matter as much to women as it does to men. They care MUCH more about the dude that it’s attached to. Plus, with the right kind of foreplay, positions, dirty talk, and toys, you can leave women speechless lying in your bed while you’re grabbing a snack or taking a shower after doing a solid nights work.
So in ten years, I went from being insecure, overweight, afraid to talk to women, and living at home to now living half way across the US with my new career in finance, sitting at 8% body fat, got a much higher notch count, and I just bought my first house a few days ago. Life is good baby, but it’ll only stay that way if I continue to work on myself, which I plan on doing.
I’m incredibly grateful for the wisdom this community has given me. Also, I’m so stoked to still see the OGs who helped me out in my beginner days still taking care of all these lads who have joined the forum. What you all do is much appreciated by your boi.
Anywho, it’s cool to post again for my first time in about 2 years or so. Here’s what I’m doing these days:
-5-10 minute warm up with rice sock
-15 quick kegel with a full 1 count release stretch left, right, straight out, up, followed by 25 side to side stretches. Follow each stretch with 5 slow circles each direction. No need to try to pull the damn thing off.
-50 lower intensity jelqs
-50 higher intensity jelqs, softer grip
- 10 reps of 3 second kegels
- 5-10 minutes of edging
I only do this 3-4 times a week.
Best of luck to you all.
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