Dr. PhibbysHammer's, Phree Philanthropic Philosophy of Phallic Phacts and Phigures

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I love the tip on cold weather PE'ing. Wondering how cold it gets in minneapolis because here in the great white north of canada (yellowknife, NWT, its up by alaska, look it up lol) it gets down to -40 or colder. Faereheit or Celcius you say? It don't matter, they meet at minus 40. That's usually without the wind. So that said, I would like to read your discussion on the effects of Wind Chill Phactor on Gains during PE. Also, fantastic thread, growing my penis and meeting truly entertaining and helpful people, who knew?

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Man, what the fuck do you do in Yellow Knife? That's out in the boondocks.

Doesn't the "Ice Road" run through there? Saw the series on Ice road truckers. Yeah, buddy
it gets fookin cold up there. Well, you can do a lot of PE and chat on these forums, so this will give you something to do. Glad to have you as a member.

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yes Ice road truckers season one was filmed here. I see two of the people involved quite regularly, Alex and the young guy who hauls the big stuff. And yes, it get FOOOOKIn cold up here. I work for the military. Nice to be here JP thanks.

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I live in Phlorida where the temperature ranges around 75-85 degrees 10 months out of the year on average. While sitting on my phront porch PE'ing a cool breeze is always welcome and actually enhances my session. I would never attempt to PE on a porch in a colder climate such as Canada during winter months, however if someone did, I would reccomend the phollowing:
1. Heated gloves
2. Heat generating lotion
3. Adequate wind breaks
4. A large heater or Phire
5. Phrostbite first aid kit
6. Psychological evaluation

Warning: Phrostbite is one of the leading causes of phallus phailure in the phrigid phreezing climates of the phar north.

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What do you do when your Phee Phee gets Phrostbitten?

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Source: Frostbite › In Depth (ABC Science)
In frostbite, the living tissue literally freezes. If you've ever left a full bottle of water in the freezer, the ice expands breaking the glass bottle. In the same way, freezing causes mechanical damage to the cells as the ice expands. Other complications include dehydration of the tissues, and lack of oxygen. The follow up is not pretty - the red blood cells get torn apart, the small blood vessels develop clots, and the tissue can die giving you gangrene.
Frostbite usually happens to the extremities such as the tip of the nose, or the toes, fingers and ears. The frost-bitten body part is usually white, hard, cold and bloodless. The skin is rigid, so it's difficult to work out how deep the freezing extends. And in most cases, there's no sensation of pain so the victim may not even know that they are suffering frostbite.
The prognosis is good if the frostbite lasts only for a short time, and the thawing process is soon begun. And if blisters do develop, the outlook is better if they're pink. At the other extreme, things are grim when there's a long time delay before thawing happens, and when the thawing is done by heating the body parts with too much heat, for example, more than 45°C. Dark blisters are a bad sign as well. Worst of all is when the frostbite is followed by thawing which is then followed by refreezing - this almost always means that body parts have to be amputated.
But even if amputation is not needed, the victim can be left with loss of sensation in the affected parts, reduced subcutaneous fat, persistent deep pain, increased sweating and limited joint movements.
The best treatment is to bring the frost-bitten parts back to normal body temperature as soon as possible. So you should definitely not add really hot water, nor should you try to warm the frost-bitten area by rubbing it - because hard rubbing can damage the cell structure of the tissues that have been frozen. And completely ignore the myth that you should rub the frost-bitten parts with snow or ice. Just simply plunge the frost-bitten hands,feet ot penis into a warm water bath.

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So, what I get from this is; You should never Jelq a phrostbitten phallaus, it might phall off.

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A phitting phinal summation indeed!!

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[quote=PhibbysHammer;51064]I live in Phlorida where the temperature ranges around 75-85 degrees 10 months out of the year on average.


I don't knows where the phuck you lives in Phlorida, but here in Jacksonville it's always hot as phuck. Pheaky hot man. Phully a phull on hot box. My phlaccid always hangs low.

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Capitalist Grow bigger dicks

If you are sensitive and prone to having your pheelings hurt or you simply can't control your temper when you disagree with someone then I suggest you CHANGE THE PHUCKIN CHANNEL NOW.


Here at our PE Gym community we exhibit the traits and characteristics of what makes a free capitalist economy the most fair and
reasonable economic system I know of.

1. Since we are capitalist Penis Growers, we have to work and labor to be rewarded with growth.
2. The success we have is directly proportionate to the time and effort we put into it.
3. No one forces us to work, we choose to. We also choose when, where and how we do this.
4. If we don't work, we don't get rewarded.
5. If we screw our dick up, no one else has to pay for it, we suffer for our own mistakes.
6. Some of us are born with a silver dick in our pants, but we don't get punished for it.
7. No one else's dick grows from your hard work, but your own.
8. You're never forced to work on someone else's dick growth.
9. No one will cut portions of your dick off to give to anyone else.
10. Our leader and elected officials can't take our dicks from us or tell us what we can do with them.
11. Our leader and elected officials are responsible for working to grow their own dicks.
12. There's no limit on how big you can grow your dick.
13. Even the smallest dicks have the opportunity to be improved with free access to all the tools and information needed.
14. There's a huge demand for bigger dicks and a very low supply which makes a big dick much more valuable.
15. You have a right to Keep and Bare your big dick.
16. You can't be judged and punished by the size of your dick.


In contrast a Socialist PE Gym would be far different.

1. You could complain and whine about your little dick and maybe the governing body would give you someone else's big dick.
2. The more work you did and gained the more you would lose to someone who did no work or had no gain.
3 You'd be told how , when and where to work.
4. You could be unproductive and still be rewarded though only slightly.
5. You could screw up and others would pay for your mistakes.
6. If you're born with a silver dick in your pants, you lose it immediately.
7. All of your hard work would benefit someone else more than yourself.
8. You'd most likely have to jelg someone else's dick for them.
9. You'd most certainly lose any gains over an average to below average dick to the governing body. The more you gain, the more you lose.
10. Only our leader and certain Favored individuals would have big dicks.
11. Our leader and elected officials would grow dicks off of our hard labor.
12. You wouldn't be allowed to have a dick bigger than just below average.
13. Small dicks wouldn't have a chance as small would now be the normal max.
14. No one would want to work to grow a big dick for fear of losing it to the governing body so big dicks are rare but worthless.
15. There'd be a revolution and people would fight and die to revert back to Capitalist Dick Growing.

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If you are sensitive and prone to having your pheelings hurt or you simply can't control your temper when you disagree with someone then I suggest you CHANGE THE PHUCKIN CHANNEL NOW.


Here at our PE Gym community we exhibit the traits and characteristics of what makes a free capitalist economy the most fair and
reasonable economic system I know of.

1. Since we are capitalist Penis Growers, we have to work and labor to be rewarded with growth.
2. The success we have is directly proportionate to the time and effort we put into it.
3. No one forces us to work, we choose to. We also choose when, where and how we do this.
4. If we don't work, we don't get rewarded.
5. If we screw our dick up, no one else has to pay for it, we suffer for our own mistakes.
6. Some of us are born with a silver dick in our pants, but we don't get punished for it.
7. No one else's dick grows from your hard work, but your own.
8. You're never forced to work on someone else's dick growth.
9. No one will cut portions of your dick off to give to anyone else.
10. Our leader and elected officials can't take our dicks from us or tell us what we can do with them.
11. Our leader and elected officials are responsible for working to grow their own dicks.
12. There's no limit on how big you can grow your dick.
13. Even the smallest dicks have the opportunity to be improved with free access to all the tools and information needed.
14. There's a huge demand for bigger dicks and a very low supply which makes a big dick much more valuable.
15. You have a right to Keep and Bare your big dick.
16. You can't be judged and punished by the size of your dick.


In contrast a Socialist PE Gym would be far different.

1. You could complain and whine about your little dick and maybe the governing body would give you someone else's big dick.
2. The more work you did and gained the more you would lose to someone who did no work or had no gain.
3 You'd be told how , when and where to work.
4. You could be unproductive and still be rewarded though only slightly.
5. You could screw up and others would pay for your mistakes.
6. If you're born with a silver dick in your pants, you lose it immediately.
7. All of your hard work would benefit someone else more than yourself.
8. You'd most likely have to jelg someone else's dick for them.
9. You'd most certainly lose any gains over an average to below average dick to the governing body. The more you gain, the more you lose.
10. Only our leader and certain Favored individuals would have big dicks.
11. Our leader and elected officials would grow dicks off of our hard labor.
12. You wouldn't be allowed to have a dick bigger than just below average.
13. Small dicks wouldn't have a chance as small would now be the normal max.
14. No one would want to work to grow a big dick for fear of losing it to the governing body so big dicks are rare but worthless.
15. There'd be a revolution and people would fight and die to revert back to Capitalist Dick Growing.

I agree that capitolist Pe is better than socialist PE. But we are and have been becoming a noblelist nation.
An example of nobleist Pe is

Thier is an over lord which you work his dick for him with little reward and he may decide to protect you.
You are given very little for your efforts. And what effort is made is useless. You ware out your hand.
Only CEO's get the big dick that you worked so hard for, you get the calluses.
You pay the overlord exhorbinet wages while you jelq his big dick, got to keep it big.
If you somehow fail to keep his big dick big the overlord can be taken over by a hostile take over.
You lose your place in the peasant class of jelqers and your demoted to ball hair braider, even less security.
Yout Pe labors go to the benifit of the overlord and other overlords like him.
Overlord buys up other lords and becomes a huge monopoly like Wal Mart.

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Dr. PhibbysHammer. That was worthy of the Phulitzer Phrise.

(Born with a silver dick in our pants? Hee, laughed out loud at this.)

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I agree that capitolist Pe is better than socialist PE. But we are and have been becoming a noblelist nation.
An example of nobleist Pe is

Thier is an over lord which you work his dick for him with little reward and he may decide to protect you.
You are given very little for your efforts. And what effort is made is useless. You ware out your hand.
Only CEO's get the big dick that you worked so hard for, you get the calluses.
You pay the overlord exhorbinet wages while you jelq his big dick, got to keep it big.
If you somehow fail to keep his big dick big the overlord can be taken over by a hostile take over.
You lose your place in the peasant class of jelqers and your demoted to ball hair braider, even less security.
Yout Pe labors go to the benifit of the overlord and other overlords like him.
Overlord buys up other lords and becomes a huge monopoly like Wal Mart.

This sounds a lot like Socialist PE without the elected officials which would pretty much make it Communist PE.

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This sounds a lot like Socialist PE without the elected officials which would pretty much make it Communist PE.

Nobllism is not far from dictatorship. Except it is the rich merchants that get all the rights. Remeber in early American history only land owners could vote. W/o shifts in capitolism we will either become socialist or noblelist. 4 more years of a Bush like type of goverment the country would end up in this manner. Remember the republican agenda is to kill unions and have everyone work for pennies. A return to what it once was. Taft comes to mind.

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Nobllism is not far from dictatorship. Except it is the rich merchants that get all the rights. Remeber in early American histiryoly land owners could vote. W/o shifts in capitolism we will either become socialist or noblelist. $ more years of a Bush like type of goverment the couontry would end up in this manner. Remember the republican agenda is to kill unions and have everyone work for pennies. A return to what it once was. Taft comes to mind.

Only land owners could vote because only land owners payed taxes. If unions are all that why do union bosses make millions? Anyone who says they were forced to work for pennies had to have a gun to their head (knife to throat) No one is forced to work at all in this country except for dads who owe child support or alimony.