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  • LazyMan Thread - this is meant to be a short post

    I have just joined to say thank you to you all and to the PEGYM.

    I started lurking about a year ago. I was then 9cm flaccid and about 13cm erect.
    My post was misshaped and bent like a perpetually drunken banana, never able to tell the difference between North and West or between a 9.o'clock breakfast and a 12.o'clock lunch.
    And worse of all, it was never more than 70 percent hard.

    I still made love but I knew I could never "shag" anyone.
    Luckily for me or unfortunately for me, women seem to like me and I always had a string of "lovers." This forced me to learn the art of love making.
    Apparently, none of them noticed how deficient I was and even though I successfully managed to satisfy most of my partners, in my mind and heart, I was never satisfied with myself.

    Things went so bad that when I watched porn, instead of staring at the beautiful females on display, I was studying the male's apparatus and I was envious and jealous that they could go deeper into female territory than I could ever hope to reach with my entire manhood.
    That lead me to the PEGYM.
    And here I learned so much that I had no other option than to start my journey in reclaiming my manhood.
    But being lazy, not routine oriented, not disciplined at all and yet so busy that I have no spare time ever alone; sticking to any form of routine was like an anathema.

    I looked into pumping, hanging, stretching, jelqing, kegeling and many other terms and I found that none sat well with my lifestyle.

    And I guess being a tinkerer, I knew that what I needed might be different from most.
    And so I went and built my own vacuum pump but it would not work. I also built my own hanging device. That did not work either and when it did, it hurt. I subsequently build my own stretcher but the same occurred.

    None of them worked to my satisfaction. And this was after I made my own jelqing sticks which finally worked beautifully but they left me in pain.
    I either did not understand the principles or I was trying too hard. And so I gave up.
    I stopped trying and went to study the principles behind all these devices listed above and once I did, I stumbled upon an answer that still baffles me.

    This answer is in the form of a device that pumps and jelqs, inspires you to kegel and reverse kegel whilst, at the same time and; when used properly can also be used for edging.
    Yes........................EXACTLY................ .....It does it all!!!!

    I have been with the same partner for the last 9 years and for the last 8, I was certain she orgasmed regularly. Since I have started to use this device, I have began to doubt whether she ever came before.

    If I had any doubt before; now I am certain that she orgasms not once or twice of even thrice when we make love but rather, she runs like a well oiled machine.

    All I hear is "ooh, aaahh, wow, shit, fuck, daaamn..." and a lot of blasphemy.

    The other night, she asked me if I still performed "those exercises?"
    I had told her previously that I kegel but did not volunteer much more.
    And so I replied that I did kegel still but only when I could be bothered to remember to do them.

    She said, "well you need to stop!"
    I thought she was stroking my ego but then she said very thoughtfully, "I won't know where to put it if you get it any bigger."

    So yes. Thank you to you all.
    I measured yesterday and had a laugh. I am now officially 7inch long and my girth was 6.6

    I think that is enough information for now except that I can use the same device to do all the above mentioned functions while hanging it on the ceiling and pumping and jelqing and edging. It semi-automates the process and adds stretching.
    I also have found ligaments I never suspected I had through this process
    resizeme
    Junior Member
    Last edited by resizeme; 11-25-2014, 06:10 AM.

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    If it also cooks a full english breakfast then I'll take 2 of those pls!
    25/01/14: BPEL 6'' * 5.1'' .......... 25/03/14: BPEL 6.3'' & 5.1

    31/10/14: BPEL 6.5'' & 5.3 .......... 02/03/15 BPEL 6.75'' * 5.5''

    10/01/16: BPEL 6.9'' * 5.4''

    07/03/16: BPEL 7.1'' * 5.5'' - Including various breaks here and there

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    • #3
      ProgasmDave...lol first reply. that was quick and witty. Sorry breakfast is hers.only serves Hard wood in the morning/

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