Member of the Month May 2014
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"Those who know others have knowledge,
those who know themselves have insight.
Those who master others have force,
those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu -
Tiny Tim.You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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In my twenties, I shared a house with two other guys. One called his unit "Boris". Naturally, mine became "Rocket J. Squirrel" and our housemate's became "Bullwinkle."
"Rocket J. Squirrel" eventually got shortened to "R.J."Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.Comment
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After I reach my goals. I wanna be called "Girth Vader"!!!!!Comment
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Oh...I don't know...she makes mention that it is like a log. So..."Log." lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fQGPZTECYsHow fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices! ~ Song of Solomon 4:10
“For things to change, you have to change.” - Jim Rohn, The Art of Exceptional LivingComment
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A Weapon of Ass DestructionComment
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My wife started calling me Daddy Long Dong out of the blue. I kinda like that as an ole' married guy with kids. She has a terrible memory and I doubt she has a clue I have gained 1.25" in length. She just remembers it being long.
Truth be told, I have been slow to gain and it has been uniform in length and girth gains so far, so it looks the same just LARGER!The Ace - going for 8.66 x 5.78 - Original Girth goal reached!!
(Original Goal as of 2016 - based on early stat growth)
Current: 8 BPEL x 5.98 EG
NEW GOAL - 8.75 x 6.25!!Comment
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