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    A good ol' dirty hairy crack

    Hello
    I would like to have some woman's and man's perspective on this subject. This isn't penis related but I think its a worthy topic. So just as the title says, I have a really hairy crack, coupled with the fact that my hair is dark it looks dirty haha. Which is strange because I'm not a really hairy guy but whatever. I do have a good looking butt, because I was blessed with strong glutes which I had received positive comments on both from girls and guys... I usually answered to those by saying "imagine if I was training it "... Sigh, if only I was gifted a mandingo instead! Sorry I digress haha.

    Anyway, I wanted to know your opinion on hairy cracks on guys. What should I do with it? Whenever I see my butt I'm like "yep, not too bad" then I turn and look at the crack and I just feel disgust haha. So is it a major turn off for you girls? I think of it as nature's way to protect me from being raped, I actually believe that a good percentage of rapist would be instantly turned off by seeing it and lose erection lol.

    This is more of a jovial topic, anyone can comment on it . I'd like to hear your take on this!
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    OMG. LOL. Well. As a guy back in my 20’s i had a nice small tight ass and would get pinched or rubbed by hopefully women at a busy bar. But who knows. My butt was never very hairy but now I keep it shaved, smooth as a baby’s butt.
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    • #3
      Haha made my night

      You not alone, I get an hairy butt too and have also been told I have a nice ass but these people ain't seen my bare bum

      I now shave when I can be bothered. Pretty hairy right now so ordering a trimmer before I use the razor. Only issue is I hairy legs too and with a shaved bum I look ridiculous being smooth and then having gorilla legs.

      I don't want my legs shaved but think I shall use the trimmer on them too.
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      • #4
        Hahah, mine isnt small or tight tho. They tell me its thick...:') and I have relatively hairy legs too but its thin and smooth hair and also no hair on chest.The thing is I dont have a hairy butt at all, its just that my crack is a wild jungle haha. Its noticeable if I spread my cheeks by squatting or simply walking. That godamn crack hair is so fricking dense, its denser than any hair on my body lol... Couple with the fact that theres probably some rotten poop residue left since wiping doesnt get 100% of it... Sorry for the details haha but we have to take everything in consideration. I'm thinking of shaving it but as I said, I really think its a good defense mechanism. Also I'd like to know your butt cleaning routines, if you have any lol. Seriously, I wanna know what the ladies think of this, is it a major turn off to them? Its sad because if ever a girl looks at my naked ass sideways out of admiration or desire or whatever haha and I turn my back to her and walk away, I feel like it would almost make them physically ill haha.
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        • #5
          Unless you take it up the butt, hair in the crack isn't a problem. I have a little developed too, but I don't look at my own butt.

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          • #6
            Well I have to say with all honesty... If there is poo stuck in your bum hair, girls are definitely gonna be turned off by it Unless you find a girl with a poo fetish then it's all good.
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            Current: BPEL - 7.126", MEG - 5.118"

            Goal: BPEL - 9", MEG - 6.5"

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            • #7
              Well I wouldn't be shaving there (think of the prickles) so you could have waxing done.

              Mind your skin maybe darker there so then youll need that bleached..... or leave well alone and just be a man

              Really you only need to go down this road if you want rimming.
              Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by djmotion View Post
                Well I have to say with all honesty... If there is poo stuck in your bum hair, girls are definitely gonna be turned off by it Unless you find a girl with a poo fetish then it's all good.
                You have women eat your ass?
                Wet wipes always work for a nice clean crack. Can also come in different scents, like lemon.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Tara123 View Post
                  Well I wouldn't be shaving there (think of the prickles) so you could have waxing done.

                  Mind your skin maybe darker there so then youll need that bleached..... or leave well alone and just be a man

                  Really you only need to go down this road if you want rimming.
                  It's not just if a guy wants rimming. It's the embarrassment of bending over infront of ya girl to pick something up and have an hairy ass in her face Really though I just do it because it feels clean but yeah it gets itchy and feels nasty at times and can't exactly stick hand down pants and scratch in public.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BBC Action View Post
                    You have women eat your ass?
                    Wet wipes always work for a nice clean crack. Can also come in different scents, like lemon.
                    I love to sit on womens faces mate.
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                    Current: BPEL - 7.126", MEG - 5.118"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by djmotion View Post
                      I love to sit on womens faces mate.
                      Surely there are better ways to keeping us quiet!
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                      • #12
                        No I do not have poo in my bum hair lol. Although sometimes a little bit of poo can stick to hair and you have no way of knowing it and nothing you can do between showers. I am lightskin and I would probably need a bleaching I guess if I were to wax I think, but I dont think I'd ever wax haha. Also, no I'm not into rimming or any butt stuff but just as djmotion described it, its kinda awkward to bend over and have a girl see that lol. I'm pretty sure this wouldnt be much of a problem if I was blonde or ginger :').
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                        • #13
                          Men are meant to be hairy. Its masculine.

                          Leave something for us wee lasses to have!
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                          • #14
                            But my lady... I completely understand that being hairy is masculine and part of being a man. I for myself would never advocate for wacing the body unless its really extreme in a Neanderthal kind of way. For example, very thick and dense hair on shoulders and back ( I think chest/belly is ok even if its monkeylike). Also I only trim my pubic hair, dont fully shave it, I prefer keeping it low it looks better and more natural imo. This also applies to woman imo, I find it way more sexy and appealing if theres a little bit of hair there, but it has to be taken care of. That being said m'lady, my concern for a guy that isnt really hairy like me is that my crackmonkeyass ruins my aesthetics since it is so hairy and dense compared to any hair spot I have haha. It simply stands out too much.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MasterSchlort View Post
                              But my lady... I completely understand that being hairy is masculine and part of being a man. I for myself would never advocate for wacing the body unless its really extreme in a Neanderthal kind of way. For example, very thick and dense hair on shoulders and back ( I think chest/belly is ok even if its monkeylike). Also I only trim my pubic hair, dont fully shave it, I prefer keeping it low it looks better and more natural imo. This also applies to woman imo, I find it way more sexy and appealing if theres a little bit of hair there, but it has to be taken care of. That being said m'lady, my concern for a guy that isnt really hairy like me is that my crackmonkeyass ruins my aesthetics since it is so hairy and dense compared to any hair spot I have haha. It simply stands out too much.
                              You got a forest growing in between your crack?

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