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Another nyquil inspired post.
For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17
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Originally posted by spanky View PostGood grief. I hope you're joking 147. Take some tips from MBD here if you're not. Wow.
LMAO! It was a joke! I just thought it would be funny!
If it came to the point where a girl wanted me to talk dirty I wouldn't know what the hell to say, I'm just too shy for something like that so I will take some of the tips in case i find my self in that sort of situation but I would never say the crabs and aids thing.lol
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i like dirty talk(from the right guy) but there is a limit ..like i have a friend who would go to far, talking dirty would turn him on, he would start off good but as it progressed he would go too far.. as soon as he would say "I wanna rape your cunt" ..i would close down .. huge turn off.
sometimes if a guy gets tooo descriptive or graphic i can find it a little distracting.
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Or if your partner gets too damn descriptive and wants to give you the play-by-play of each thing they are doing! Felt like I was in a game - not real conducive to the task at hand ...Originally posted by TittyTittyBangBang View Postsometimes if a guy gets tooo descriptive or graphic i can find it a little distracting.Old Gym Log - Tracking progress with the iLogPE App
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I like dirty talk but there are limits.
Daddy, rape, shit, don't work for me.
"Fuck me!" works wonders!Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.
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Not in my house . Things like "get the damn laundry done, go vacumm the freaking carpets, make my dinner now" really do a great job of turning mine on!The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!
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OK, the "I wanna rape your cunt" is too far even by my standards and I can be extremely graphic and raunchy as hell when it comes to dirty talk but that kind of statement...........hmmmm, yeah, I wouldn't even go there.Originally posted by TittyTittyBangBang View Posti like dirty talk(from the right guy) but there is a limit ..like i have a friend who would go to far, talking dirty would turn him on, he would start off good but as it progressed he would go too far.. as soon as he would say "I wanna rape your cunt" ..i would close down .. huge turn off.
sometimes if a guy gets tooo descriptive or graphic i can find it a little distracting.It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)
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I was a little shy at first too when I did it. As long as she was ok with what was being said and it was doing it for her and kept her turned on, I kept doing it.Originally posted by 1471988 View PostLMAO! It was a joke! I just thought it would be funny!
If it came to the point where a girl wanted me to talk dirty I wouldn't know what the hell to say, I'm just too shy for something like that so I will take some of the tips in case i find my self in that sort of situation but I would never say the crabs and aids thing.lol
She was the type that LOVED a man who would take charge in the bedroom. She's an old fashioned sort too........she liked a man to take her, give her a good, healthy, hard fuck (or, tell her to get on her knees and put his dick in her mouth) and she ate it up. As long as it was giving her max pleasure, I was happy to oblige.It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)
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Yea, Daddy stuff makes me a bit uneasy...
In fact, I like a little submissive smack talk. "you know you like it." "give me more" and just general "oohs and Ahhs"
I had one girl get too crazy with it... Too porno talk with it. It was a shocking and i lost a bit of boner. I don't like to talk dirty, just give feedback.
LOL@GTO's ass smacking story... I was one GUIDED to smacking the ass. Had my hand on the bed while she was giving me oral. she picked up my hand placed it on her ass then looked at me with a look of "what are you waiting for"
A little weird..
LOL@TTBB, yea, "Rape this pussy" kinda put me off... like "i don't want to rape anything
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Last edited by somebodyelse; 05-16-2011, 09:25 AM.
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love talking dirty to my fwb. Although sometimes I crack myself up-and him also-sometimes he gets pissed off. I just can't be serious all the time. Do you think when he gets pissed off at my humor he thinks it is all about him ? Life is just too short to be serious all the time.Consciousness and intention matter here.
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Totally agree sweetie!!Originally posted by sweetie52 View Postlove talking dirty to my fwb. Although sometimes I crack myself up-and him also-sometimes he gets pissed off. I just can't be serious all the time. Do you think when he gets pissed off at my humor he thinks it is all about him ? Life is just too short to be serious all the time.It's a tough job being good looking and hung :-)
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I love dirty talk but I want it to be erotic. I want to hear about what he wants to do to me, what he's seeing, how I'm reacting to him. That sort of very explicit talk is a major turn-on for me. When he looks in my eyes and tells me he's going to fuck me, or make me his..... when he whispers in my ear that he's not going to stop until I cum..... when he tells me how wet and tight I am, and how big he is.....when he tells me that he wants me to suck his hard cock and then tells me exactly what to do.... all of that, I love it.
It is hugely arousing for me to hear him describe what he plans on doing with me, in detail. Even if we never get around to it, hearing his voice deepen as he imagines what he wants and tells me is very erotic. I get wet (or more wet) just thinking about it.
What I have no interest in is talk of rape, violence, or any comments suggesting that what we are doing might be dirty or sick or bad. I don't like suggestions of incest and I would never want to be called a bitch or anything else demeaning. I have never had a man say anything like any of these things to me, and I am very glad of that!
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Very much in agreement there on the name calling thing. I don't really see how a woman could get off on that.Originally posted by Batwoman View PostI love dirty talk but I want it to be erotic. I want to hear about what he wants to do to me, what he's seeing, how I'm reacting to him. That sort of very explicit talk is a major turn-on for me. When he looks in my eyes and tells me he's going to fuck me, or make me his..... when he whispers in my ear that he's not going to stop until I cum..... when he tells me how wet and tight I am, and how big he is.....when he tells me that he wants me to suck his hard cock and then tells me exactly what to do.... all of that, I love it.
It is hugely arousing for me to hear him describe what he plans on doing with me, in detail. Even if we never get around to it, hearing his voice deepen as he imagines what he wants and tells me is very erotic. I get wet (or more wet) just thinking about it.
What I have no interest in is talk of rape, violence, or any comments suggesting that what we are doing might be dirty or sick or bad. I don't like suggestions of incest and I would never want to be called a bitch or anything else demeaning. I have never had a man say anything like any of these things to me, and I am very glad of that!
And on another note, you really do NOT need to write/post stuff like that so early in the day! LOL! Heart palputations aren't good for a guy!
Old Gym Log - Tracking progress with the iLogPE App
"Wherever you go, there you are. Stay sexy, my friends."
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.
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