An objective analyis of my penis by the women (pics included)

[JohnnyAppleseed Member Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyAppleseed]

Hey JohnnyAppleseed, we are just messing with ya, the truth is you should just measure it. pics are so easy to guess wrong on, all I can say is that it is normal and to stop having you mom buy your clothes (joke)

The joke's on me dude. My mom actually did give me that shirt. That's the hilarious part. LMAO

[donjelqer76 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close donjelqer76]

I made a calculator that will use standard statistical analysis algorithms along with penis size data from a condom manufacturer's study to tell you what percentile your penis falls in four both length and girth. Go check it out

www.petoolbox.com/percentile/index.php

[AGaySeaOtter Member Find all posts View Profile Close AGaySeaOtter]

I made a calculator that will use standard statistical analysis algorithms along with penis size data from a condom manufacturer's study to tell you what percentile your penis falls in four both length and girth. Go check it out

www.petoolbox.com/percentile/index.php

I have seen that linked a few times, it's a very interesting tool, thanks for creating it.

[popol5169 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close popol5169]

You look like a nice guy Johnny, plenty would have taken the piss but you just laughed louder than everyone else .
Anyway you clearly don't have any problem to worry about , as stated above you're even above average girth wise.

[JohnnyAppleseed Member Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyAppleseed]

I made a calculator that will use standard statistical analysis algorithms along with penis size data from a condom manufacturer's study to tell you what percentile your penis falls in four both length and girth. Go check it out

www.petoolbox.com/percentile/index.php

Yeah, I liked that website. It even got me curious, so I then came upon this site as well. It gives you not only a statistical analysis but also creates a life sized picture of your penis next to the average sized cock....

Mr. Average - The true story about penis size, from a site that isn't trying to sell you anything.

You look like a nice guy Johnny, plenty would have taken the piss but you just laughed louder than everyone else .
Anyway you clearly don't have any problem to worry about , as stated above you're even above average girth wise.

Naw, I didn't take that shit personally. lol, I knew you folks were just busting my balls.

[SheSquirts Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close SheSquirts]

I wonder are there forums where women upload pictures of their tits and expect guys to guess their size???? haha. Seriously though you look about 5-6" average Joe

I'm pretty good at guessing!


Johnny-- I agree with the others. It looks like your strangling your trouser snake. Let it breathe!!!

We're all visual people just need a common something to relate it to (shower gel, hair spray, I dunno...).

[Captain Jack Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Captain Jack]

I wonder are there forums where women upload pictures of their tits and expect guys to guess their size???? haha.

I can only hope that it exists and I just haven't found it yet.

[pfm Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close pfm]

Captain Jack - www.noogleberry.com it has a men's penis pumping area too. It's primarily women trying to increase their breast size by pumping and other aids. It's a support forum similar to pegym. You will have to register to gain access.

[JohnnyAppleseed Member Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyAppleseed]

I'm pretty good at guessing!


Johnny-- I agree with the others. It looks like your strangling your trouser snake. Let it breathe!!!

We're all visual people just need a common something to relate it to (shower gel, hair spray, I dunno...).

I have a picture of it next to something on my phone, but I can't transfer it because I don't have a USB cable. It is slightly longer, but yet just as thick as an empty cardboard toiler paper roll. Go get one of those and tell me what you think.

[SheSquirts Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close SheSquirts]

I have a picture of it next to something on my phone, but I can't transfer it because I don't have a USB cable. It is slightly longer, but yet just as thick as an empty cardboard toiler paper roll. Go get one of those and tell me what you think.

Johnny... Sorry unless I'm making good use of your wanker then I'm not going to get "one of those" to see exactly how big it is. I have an idea... If I'm not mistaken TP roll sizes vary. Or take a pic minus the death grip!

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Do rulers and/or tailor's tapes no longer exist?

[thenewdude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close thenewdude]

For real. And I don't understand what you are really looking for, dude. Confirmation that your penis looks desirable enough to the woman or what? And squeezing your base to inflate your penis is pretty obvious. Why not just find you a good woman who really for the most part could care less about your penis size and more about you?

[SheSquirts Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close SheSquirts]

For real. And I don't understand what you are really looking for, dude. Confirmation that your penis looks desirable enough to the woman or what? And squeezing your base to inflate your penis is pretty obvious. Why not just find you a good woman who really for the most part could care less about your penis size and more about you?

True!!!

Do rulers and/or tailor's tapes no longer exist?

My thoughts exactly!

[JohnnyAppleseed Member Find all posts View Profile Close JohnnyAppleseed]

Johnny... Sorry unless I'm making good use of your wanker then I'm not going to get "one of those" to see exactly how big it is. I have an idea... If I'm not mistaken TP roll sizes vary. Or take a pic minus the death grip!

I didn't really grip it that hard, I just sort of pushed it back. I'm sort of fat right now, and there is sort of a fat pouch that my crotch has in the pubic region if you know what I'm talking about. If I lost weight, I would look longer.

[draggin Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close draggin]

At least we can be all sure that the belly is big.

You are one hilarious guy. I like you.