Hubby couldn't keep it up!

[MrsDonjelqer76 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close MrsDonjelqer76]

We were outside, having some fun. Nice breeze! I thought things were going great, but then that's when it happened. The stupid kite went into the tree. He just couldn't keep the kite up in the air!

Couldn't resist!

[NCGUY1972 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close NCGUY1972]

Lol!!!

[not2big Senior Super ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close not2big]

Perhaps he should try jelqing the tail a few times to get better lift.

[donjelqer76 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close donjelqer76]

She fails to mention that I kept it up for so long the other day that it took for ever to get back down! Besides, it's more about what you do with it once it's up :-P

[SheSquirts Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close SheSquirts]

Humming... Let's go fly a kite!!!

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

We have all been warning him about the dangers of premature escalation.

[not2big Senior Super ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close not2big]

Exactly, what do you do with it once it is up to keep it up so long?

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Lmao!!

[akaTrex Senior Member Member of the Month Jan 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close akaTrex]

I was starting to sweat after the second sentence. Then wheeeeeeeeew.

Who invented those darn things anyway?

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

If he got it up in the first place doesn't it take a good woman to keep it there? He should have given you the thing to hold!

[Ravenously Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Ravenously]

If he got it up in the first place doesn't it take a good woman to keep it there? He should have given you the thing to hold!

Sometime it takes a bad girl to keep it there. A very naughty, dirty, bad girl.

[donjelqer76 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close donjelqer76]

Exactly, what do you do with it once it is up to keep it up so long?

every time it starts diving down I just give it a couple of quick yanks and it normally pops right back up. Sadly this technique didn't work too well yesterday!

[not2big Senior Super ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close not2big]

Probably pulled on it too hard and it got fatigued.