Unique Gifts For Your Girlfriend/Wife

[Nikki Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Nikki]

Christmas will be here before we know it. So, what are you guys planning to get your girlfriend or wife?

[papaki Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close papaki]

Christmas will be here before we know it. So, what are you guys planning to get your girlfriend or wife?

A nice hot fuck in front of fireplace with my big dick.xaaxaxa.just joking.I think of buying her some sexy underwear or a nice dress.Whatever I buy her it will be for making me mad for a nice fuck after giving it to her....

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

I'll take her out shopping and surprise her with something cute, cuddly and totally useless.

You're going to get her a cat?

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

You're going to get her a cat?

Hey!...... Whoredog does not like that, after all she authors over half my post!

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If i had a S/O i would gift wrap my big huge shlong in a box cover it with Christma paper and put a bow on it a present it to her on Chrisitmas. Dick in a box. Ofcours i would have to walk around with a box on my dick and that might spoil the surprize. She might figure it out or something.

You can't go wrong with diamonds and chocalate. Just put a diamond cock ring on your woody and cover it with chocalate liqour and she would go nuts!

But on the less creative side of things i would get her a pair of slippers. Or new tires or something so very un romantic and well, utterly thoughtless. Perhaps a dress that is incredibly ugly and is to small. Then she will think you think she is fat. There are a lot of thoughtless gifts you can get at the bait shop. Hmm, tacle comes to mind. Take her out to dinner to Denny's. or IHOP, better yer Burger King!!!

But she may actually want a cat a nice soft cudlely persian. Or diamond earings, diamond bracelets, a nice sleek black dress to wair out for a romantic dinner at a nice ritzsy 5 star resturaunt. Then you can drive up the coast of California to Ferndale and spend a few quiet evening at one of those romantic B&B's. Take her out on a nice sunset beach walk. Stroll in the gentle waves of the Pacific ocean. Drink red wine and go for the most amazing fuck on Gods green earth.

But if $$$ is short be creative spend a few coin and buy her a nice keepsake gift, a cameo perhaps. Cook her Christmas dinner provding you have those skills or have it catored to your house. Just don't take her to McDonalds or some fast food place. This is an instant trip to the doghouse and a very thoughtless approach to a relationship. Be creative!

[jayhawk11 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jayhawk11]

Christmas will be here before we know it. So, what are you guys planning to get your girlfriend or wife?

Nikki: What would would be the perfect gift for you...or any woman for that matter? I have serious trouble with this kind of stuff.

[PhibbysHammer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PhibbysHammer]

I'll take her out shopping and surprise her with something cute, cuddly and totally useless.

Aren't you describing yourself Veggy? ( just joking)

My wife gets whatever she wants within reason.

[PESG Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PESG]

My fiancee and I agreed to go very light for christmas considering we have a wedding in 4 weeks. However, I am still going to surprise her with something. What that something is I can't really say because I haven't figured it out yet. Female persuasion...any advice?

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If i had a S/O i would gift wrap my big huge shlong in a box cover it with Christma paper and put a bow on it a present it to her on Chrisitmas. Dick in a box. Ofcours i would have to walk around with a box on my dick and that might spoil the surprize. She might figure it out or something.

I did something like that once. On her birthday gave her her presents and said I saved the best for last, pulled down my pants and there was my cock gift wrapped for her. Needless to say she wasnt interested.
Guess it depends on the girl (or not being married)

[Nikki Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Nikki]

Nikki: What would would be the perfect gift for you...or any woman for that matter? I have serious trouble with this kind of stuff.

Women LOVE when a guy does something very special for them. Especially when it comes to gifts. Frankly, there is nothing special about going to the mall and buying her some panties or whatever. If you want a suggestion, I would encourage you to go this website: www.personalizedcoins.net and get your girl a customized coin or key chain that has something engraved on it that shows some thought on your part. My husband got me a keychain that has on one side the inscription, "The only thing bigger than your boobs, is your heart." On the other side, it says, "I love you with all my heart. Tony."

I hope this helps.

[jayhawk11 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jayhawk11]

My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. I love you. Veggie."

That's a good one!

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Last Christmas my ex(at the time girlfriend =[..) wanted matching scarf mittens and beanie set (very cute). She's also the kind of girl who likes a puzzle now and then. I went and got her a 3D puzzle of the world, I guess to symbolize how I wanted to give her the world (I could only afford so much..). I then bought the scarf, mittens and beanie set and built it into the 3D world as a last surprise. Also we had pet names for eachother bunny and monkey (Don't hate ahaha...). I bought 2 oldfashioned simple looking home made organic dolls of a monkey and bunny (1 girl 1 guy). All together I think I spent a little over 100 bucks, not too much but if I remember right she had a good cry over how much thought I put into all of it. Kind of cheezy but sometimes you gotta be. I'm so glad these forums are anonymous lol, I don't think I could tell that story to too many of my guy friends in person ahahah.

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Women LOVE when a guy does something very special for them. Especially when it comes to gifts. Frankly, there is nothing special about going to the mall and buying her some panties or whatever. If you want a suggestion, I would encourage you to go this website: www.personalizedcoins.net and get your girl a customized coin or key chain that has something engraved on it that shows some thought on your part. My husband got me a keychain that has on one side the inscription, "The only thing bigger than your boobs, is your heart." On the other side, it says, "I love you with all my heart. Tony."

I hope this helps.

Thanks for the help Nikki, I'll definately look into that.

[PhibbysHammer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PhibbysHammer]

Awesome idea Nikki!

Rephrase: "The only thing bigger than my carrot, is my love for you." / "My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. I love you. Veggie."

Oh Peas, asparagus the details. 24 carrots would certainly ripen her melons. She artichoke the life out of you for comparing your love in mere inches. If you don't want to totally Squash your chances I'd say go with one large carrot resting in a bed of 24 carrots, that'll give her cause to celerybrate. If you don't have that kind of cabbage then cauliflower shop and order some nice roses. Maybe reserve a nice mushyroom and spinach night making love. Lettuce not forget that its the thought that counts. You can spend a parsnip of what other guys do and still win a tour of the secret garden. Beets not doing anything for sure. Whisper lots of sweet potatoes and radish her in every way and I'm sure everything will be just peachy. Whatever you decide don't spill the beans and make it a surprise. Okra dokra, gotta go now. Good Luck!!

[PhibbysHammer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PhibbysHammer]

On a more serious note. There are battery operated candles available now and they are absolutely the BOMB!!! They look like a candle and flicker like a candle as well as put off soft light like a candle, but no fire and no fire hazard!!! If you or she likes candles, you have to try these.