I think I just figured out an easy way to get laid. I'll just tell a girl that I'm worried that I broke my penis and I need her to inspect it for me. Then I will show her my shriveled up hard flaccid penis and make her feel sorry for me then I will pop a boner and suprize her. Only problem is getting a boner is really hard with this condition. And if I fail to get one I'm fucked and she will probably spread the word that I have a baby dick. If it works though and I am able to get a full erection I might have a fool proof and repeatable way of getting pussy.
Maybe I will turn a bad thing into a good thing.
Maybe I will turn a bad thing into a good thing.

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