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Your personality sucks, you have a weak sense of humor, you dont know how to dress well, you are in between jobs, a little overweight, have no success in business, you drive a shitty car, you share you place with your mom and her cats, and in general you have no game........ except...... she is madly in love with your penis. she admits it, and she tell you that she has no interest in you other than your dick nixon. Is she a keeper?
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NO...she's a "stalker"
...just sayin'....
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I prefer the clinical definition: AdicktedComment
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Keeper? No, definitely date material though as her liking my penis is one more than zero that most women like about me.Comment
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A bit weird huh?The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!Comment
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If you are looking for more than keep her around until you find someone who is too.
She is a transitional girlfriend.
Or FWBStart
BPEL 5 1/2
EG 4 1/2
Current
BPEL 6 5/8
EG 5
Glans Girth 5 3/4
Mostly EQ Gains!Comment
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Not a keeper, but definitely has date potential.Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
Fat Pad = 1+/-
Real cars have two seats. Everything else is a bus.Comment
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Naw, i rather her be interested in the full package (body,mind,well being) and not my sausage.A bear and a wabbit were shiting in tha woods
Tha bear asked tha wabbit "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur ?"
Tha wabbit replied "no"
So tha bear took up tha wabbit and wiped his assComment
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grumpy cat nope_smaller.jpgOriginally posted by Gregory Peckary View Post
Me personally, even for a casual hookup, there needs to be good chemistry between us. We need to be able to find admirable and relate-able qualities in each other. The more comfortable and confident I am with this person, the better the sex is going to be. The phrase is called "Friends with Benefits", not "Enemies with Benefits" or "Sentient Sex Dolls with Benefits" or "This Guy Has A Great Dick But Everything Else About Him Sucks with Benefits".
Going beyond that into a typical romantic relationship, please refer to the image above.Last edited by Sequoia Tree; 06-04-2016, 12:25 AM.Well-endowed is a state of mind.
Sequoia's Wood Log!
Pre PE
BPEL: 6.75"
MEG: 5.125"
Current
BPEL: 7.75"
MEG: 5.3"Comment
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So she just wants the dick? I'd tell her to keep my phone number stored as Sir Footlong III and go for some booty calls.
If all she wants is to fuck, why bother with a whole relationship? That just seems like we'd be wasting everyone's time...Started
01-02-2015 BPEL : 7.25", EG : 5"
19-08-2015 BPEL : 7.75", EG : 5.2"
Goal : BPEL 7.75", EG 5.75"Comment
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if she's in love with the dick why not use the opportunity to keep her as a fuck buddy? just fuck the shit out of her on demand.Comment
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Personality is overrated nowadays,we have smartphones for fuck sake
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Originally posted by Gregory Peckary View Post
IDK, this hypothetical guy ain't got much more than his dick goin for him. He better keep what he can get because how many girls say yes to him? She sounds like Rose on "2 & a Half Men".A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.Comment
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“The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything” Albert EinsteinComment
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