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Late yesterday afternoon I decided to trim some shrubbery 'cause it's been so humid & with afternoon thunderstorms almost daily the past month, the bushes had grown like crazy! I've been putting it off 'til a little cooler weather & some shade was on the neighbor's side of my house.
Some of you may have read a post I made a couple of weeks ago, giving a little background on Jill (my neighbor). You can see that post here (page 11, #105):
https://www.pegym.com/forums/gym/491...light=fetishes
Anyway, yesterday Jill wheels her convertible Miata into her driveway, clad only in a bikini, fresh back from the neighborhood swim club (I presume). She smiles broadly, says "HI!" and waves as she bounced into her door (I wave/smile back!). I'm wearing some loose fitting gym shorts ("commando", as usual), and a T-shirt. I continue using my hedge trimmers on the shrubs, thinking nothing of it. Seconds later, she bounces back out of her door (still in her bikini) clutching a fat 9-10" long cucumber!
Handing it to me, she says "My mom grew this in her backyard garden, and I selected it for you...(pregnant pause)...thinking it would make a NICE "MAN-SIZED" salad!" Taking it from her, I smiled coyly, sniffed it, then said "It SMELLS DELICIOUS"
...She turns a bright shade of crimson, gasps, and says "I gotta go!" before bouncing back inside her house! (LMFAO!)
Once finished with the shrubs, I went in to take a shower. Secure in my GF's & my relationship, I handed her the cuke, and told her how our neighbor had "delivered it" (minus the "sniffing" part by me, of course). My GF (faining anger), takes the cuke, tosses it in the trash and says "YOU'RE NOT eating that!" (We BOTH LOFA'sO)!
While showering, I'm thinking....maybe a THREE-WAY???...haven't had one of THOSE in a while! ... Maybe a "Jock & Jill" saga begins....probably NOT!
Some of you may have read a post I made a couple of weeks ago, giving a little background on Jill (my neighbor). You can see that post here (page 11, #105):
https://www.pegym.com/forums/gym/491...light=fetishes
Anyway, yesterday Jill wheels her convertible Miata into her driveway, clad only in a bikini, fresh back from the neighborhood swim club (I presume). She smiles broadly, says "HI!" and waves as she bounced into her door (I wave/smile back!). I'm wearing some loose fitting gym shorts ("commando", as usual), and a T-shirt. I continue using my hedge trimmers on the shrubs, thinking nothing of it. Seconds later, she bounces back out of her door (still in her bikini) clutching a fat 9-10" long cucumber!
Handing it to me, she says "My mom grew this in her backyard garden, and I selected it for you...(pregnant pause)...thinking it would make a NICE "MAN-SIZED" salad!"
Taking it from her, I smiled coyly, sniffed it, then said "It SMELLS DELICIOUS"...She turns a bright shade of crimson, gasps, and says "I gotta go!" before bouncing back inside her house! (LMFAO!)Once finished with the shrubs, I went in to take a shower. Secure in my GF's & my relationship, I handed her the cuke, and told her how our neighbor had "delivered it" (minus the "sniffing" part by me, of course
). My GF (faining anger), takes the cuke, tosses it in the trash and says "YOU'RE NOT eating that!" (We BOTH LOFA'sO)! While showering, I'm thinking....maybe a THREE-WAY???
...haven't had one of THOSE in a while! ... Maybe a "Jock & Jill" saga begins....probably NOT!
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