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Keep bringing those lovely ladies onto that one page also BR. I get some shower thoughts from those pictures and soap.
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If a tree in a forest needs nutrients to survive and there is little organic matter say for the occasional animal droppings, then a tree derives it sole nutrition from the leaves it dropped from itself the previous year which turn into mulch and feed the soil. So does that make trees cannibals?Comment
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Not a shower thought, but is shower related.
My wife takes showers so hot I swear she burns the outer most layer of skin off her. Then she complains that her skin is dry. o_O
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Ease into it stretches FTW.You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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If i win the lottery..Am I' gonna shit on my boss' desk?.. that asshole's desk?.. and that bitch's desk? Or am I gonna trick everybody into thinking I got an offer for a much better job that pays me the big bucks? ..and rub it in their faces? Then while my wife and kids think I got this great new job.. go on random little trips during the day to relax and drink on the beach? So many possibilities.BPEL - 5.75" ..6.75"
NBPEL - 6"
EGMS - 5"..5.5"
FL - 3.5"..4.5"
FG - 4..4.75"
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One of these days I'm going to say WTF and go for it.
Just not today!Comment
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Why is it that 9 times out of 10, when I'm rolling up an extension cord on my arm, it tags me in the nuts!
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Most of the time I just zone out because I really like warm showers or else I just think about whatever is going on in my life at that time.Comment
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When you scratch your balls, you really aren't scratching. Its more of a roll between you fingers sort of thing.
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How can some people miss the forest for the trees?
Yesterday - we were out of wine, so my wife and I made a special trip to the store and bought 2 bottles of wine. Came home, I put one bottle in the fridge and walked over to the cupboard and took down a pitcher, placed the bottle inside, got the ice bin and started feeding ice cubes into the pitcher. All this while having a conversation with my wife. I then filled the pitcher with ice with water to quickly chill the bottle of wine. Set it on the counter not 3 feet from where my wife was grading school papers and went to my office to check the forums. 5 minutes later I hear that familiar "pop" (we have a gas charged opener) and a bottle of wine being poured. I come around the corner and notice that my wife had gone into the fridge, pulled out the "warm" bottle of wine and opened it on the counter directly adjacent to my chilled bottle in the pitcher of ice water (less than a foot away). I asked her if there was something wrong with "This" bottle of wine? Said she never saw it... How can that be? Baffles my mind.
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I'm blind as a bat so I would have a good excuse when I do stuff like that. LOLOriginally posted by TheZZMan View PostHow can some people miss the forest for the trees?
Yesterday - we were out of wine, so my wife and I made a special trip to the store and bought 2 bottles of wine. Came home, I put one bottle in the fridge and walked over to the cupboard and took down a pitcher, placed the bottle inside, got the ice bin and started feeding ice cubes into the pitcher. All this while having a conversation with my wife. I then filled the pitcher with ice with water to quickly chill the bottle of wine. Set it on the counter not 3 feet from where my wife was grading school papers and went to my office to check the forums. 5 minutes later I hear that familiar "pop" (we have a gas charged opener) and a bottle of wine being poured. I come around the corner and notice that my wife had gone into the fridge, pulled out the "warm" bottle of wine and opened it on the counter directly adjacent to my chilled bottle in the pitcher of ice water (less than a foot away). I asked her if there was something wrong with "This" bottle of wine? Said she never saw it... How can that be? Baffles my mind.Porn the unknown disaster of our time.
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Makes perfect sense to me....Originally posted by TheZZMan View PostWhen you scratch your balls, you really aren't scratching. Its more of a roll between you fingers sort of thing.Porn the unknown disaster of our time.
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I wished it was much biggerComment
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I prefer mine the way they are. Small.Originally posted by DudeJoe View Post
Porn the unknown disaster of our time.
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