Shower Thoughts?

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

My dog can rummage through a 4 day old garbage bin and have a feast and no ill effects. I look at a deviled egg the wrong way on a picnic and I have diarrhea for a whole week. What is fair about that?

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

My dog can rummage through a 4 day old garbage bin and have a feast and no ill effects. I look at a deviled egg the wrong way on a picnic and I have diarrhea for a whole week. What is fair about that?

Why do ya think they're called "deviled" eggs, ZZ?

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

First lesson my dogs learn is no kisses. That is only one of the reasons. The other has to do with carpet wiping needs.

[PorkKing Member Find all posts View Profile Close PorkKing]

My mind was screaming: "WHO PUT THIS HERE?" LOL

Sometimes, it screams like in the Games of Throne: "Shave Shave Shave Shave Shave ..."

[AlpineNewt Senior Member Member of the Month Sept 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close AlpineNewt]

I think about that sci fi novel I've been meaning to write for the past 25 years.

[NOWHARD Banned Find all posts View Profile Close NOWHARD]

Of all the millions of different species of animals in the world, why are humans the only ones who have to wipe their ass.

Next time you go, just get outside naked, and bend over down wind, you then find why we wipe and for me being a naturist I wash as well.

Its the most smelliest part of the human body, ever wondered why dirty old people smell, think about it.

NOWHARD

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Why do we Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway?

Go on you tube and find Dave Allen, he's an Irish comedian, sorry now dead, but you should just love and his humor.

NOWHARD

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

Why do we Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway?

Because it's a well known fact to anyone not American that you're all confused!

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Shower thoughts are deep inquisitive, profound things that go through ones mind when they are alone taking a shower. So while you are dutifully cleaning the family jewels, What bazaar thoughts go through your mind?

I find that shower cubicles kind of crowd my thoughts, for me its shower, shave and get out, once we get sorted again I will build and open shower area, that way you can breath with space to move in.

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[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

Next time you go, just get outside naked, and bend over down wind, you then find why we wipe and for me being a naturist I wash as well.

Its the most smelliest part of the human body, ever wondered why dirty old people smell, think about it.

NOWHARD

I resemble that remark.

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

I resemble that remark.

Hey! That's my line!

[closed291 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Member of the Month June 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close closed291]

Thoughts: "I wonder if I will poke my eye out with this...TOO LATE!"

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

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[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

To stroke, or not to stroke.. that is the question.

[BigRooster Senior Member Member of the Month Apr 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigRooster]

This hot shower feels great. I wonder how many are still doing that cold shower challenge. I need to go log in to the Gym and take a look.