A Laugh for the Forum

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

I like the one about the bagpipes. I have always wanted to learn to play the bagpipes.

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

I like the one about the bagpipes. I have always wanted to learn to play the bagpipes.

Just step on a cats tail, sounds just about the same.
(Except for "Amazing Grace" I love that on the pipes.) (jP

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

Just step on a cats tail, sounds just about the same.
(Except for "Amazing Grace" I love that on the pipes.) (jP

maybe you could step on a cats tale multiple times or find a bunch of cats, forget it,that would just be Cat- tastriphous- Meow-za

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

Happy and Sad
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned
to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me
anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

maybe you could step on a cats tale multiple times or find a bunch of cats, forget it,that would just be Cat- tastriphous- Meow-za

At that point you should give the pussy a pill to help calm her down a 'cat a tonic.'

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

Happy and Sad
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology
and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned
to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me
anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

That is a devilish joke. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[darrenneedstolearn Member Find all posts View Profile Close darrenneedstolearn]

A panda bear gets home leave from a zoo and goes to a resturant, why there a woman comes up to him and says do you mind if i sit down no the panda says. Later he goes back to her flat. in the morning his about to leave and the woman says where you going and the panda says back to the zoo but she says im a prostitute and he says i do not understand so she throws him a dictionary and he looks up prostitute which says some one who gives sexual favors for money but then he says im a panda bear and throws the dictionary her way and when she looks it up it says panda bear eat shoots and leaves

[PlazmaGunz Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PlazmaGunz]

A mailman who had delievered mail to this neighborhood was finally retiring after 30 long years. So on his last day each house had little gifts for him to show him how much they cared, the first house he came to gave him a gift basket full off food, the next house gave him some baked goods and so on. Then he comes up to this one house and standing in the doorway is this gorgeous BLOND and she is wearing nothing but this little neglegie. She takes the mailman by the hand and leads him upstairs where she gives him the best and the longest sex that he has ever had. Man talk about every fantacy fullfilled. After that he takes him downstrairs and fixes him a wonderful breakfast. After he finishes he sees a dollar bill under his water glass so he asks about it. She says, well I was telling my husband that today was your last day and asked him what we should do for you and he says Screw Him, Give him a dollar.

[frb3 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close frb3]

Question?

What do lesbian's do with all the money they save on diaphragms?

[Hungswede Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hungswede]

A man walked in to the doctors office with a giant bullfrog stuck on his forhead. What seems to be the problem? The doc says. Well doc i have a terrible pain in the ass, said the frog!

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

That is a devilish joke. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Um...Happy and sad at the same time?

[Closed039 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Closed039]

I'm surprised no Lebron James jokes have gotten posted on here...let's hear 'em.

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

In honor of today being national LeBron James Day, we all get to leave work 12 minutes early.

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

LeBron's next Be Like Mike move: playing two sports. His best choice is hockey, 'cuz they only play three periods.

[GTO Retired ModeratorPEGym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close GTO]

I'm surprised no Lebron James jokes have gotten posted on here...let's hear 'em.

meh ... they been shouted from the rooftops from every sports radio outlet in the world ... I think we're all in "LBJ joke overload" right now ...