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So the blonde college student is looking for some part time work and goes through the neighborhood knocking on door to see if she can do anything for the homeowner to make some money. No one seems to need her. She then walks up this long driveway to a big beautiful house owned by rich folk and knocks on the door. The owner comes out and she asks him if she could do any work for him to make money.
He asks her; "would you paint my porch for 50 bucks?"
" Sure" she replied.
He takes her out back and gets her all the painting supplies and tells her to go to work. He comes back in and proudly tells his wife that he got some young girl to paint the porch for 50 bucks.
" 50 bucks" he wife says? "Does she know it's a wrap around porch? It will take her all day and she said she'd do it for 50 bucks?"
The husband then tells the wife that he knows how to negotiate a deal and to be quiet. About 45 minutes later the young blonde knocks on the door. The husband opens the door and the blonde asks to get paid.
He says "you finished so fast?"
"Yes and I even did 2 coats for you. Oh by the way it's not a Porch it's a Lamborghini"!
He asks her; "would you paint my porch for 50 bucks?"
" Sure" she replied.
He takes her out back and gets her all the painting supplies and tells her to go to work. He comes back in and proudly tells his wife that he got some young girl to paint the porch for 50 bucks.
" 50 bucks" he wife says? "Does she know it's a wrap around porch? It will take her all day and she said she'd do it for 50 bucks?"
The husband then tells the wife that he knows how to negotiate a deal and to be quiet. About 45 minutes later the young blonde knocks on the door. The husband opens the door and the blonde asks to get paid.
He says "you finished so fast?"
"Yes and I even did 2 coats for you. Oh by the way it's not a Porch it's a Lamborghini"!
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