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    Did you know...???

    Got any useless bits of information you wanna share with the rest of us?

    It can be fact based or an amusing innuendo about something or someone we "may" or "may not" know...no-one is safe!

    Start your post off with the words..."DID YOU KNOW..."

    Ok...me first!




    Did you know...

    There's a south American spider called the Phoneutria fera or "wandering spider" and if you're a fella and happen to get bitten by this little f'ker (doesn't have to be on your todger) you will suffer from a painful priapism that lasts for several days, often leading to permanent sexual dysfunction!

    So...if you happen to be camping in the south American jungle...as I know many of you do...make sure you shake your boots out well in the mornings before putting them on!
    The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".

    Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!
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    Hmm...wonder how that spider bite might affect a female?....Brestus Erectus, perhaps? Clitoris GIGANTICUS, maybe?

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    • #3
      Did you know...

      Dammit I'm mad spelt backwards is dammit I'm mad....
      Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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      • #4
        Did you know your hair grows in cycles? Each follicle grows for a bit, then shuts down for a bit. This is true for all of your body hair.
        Starting (20 JUL 2012)
        BPFSL: 7.5"
        BPEL: 6.75"
        EG: 4.75"
        Current (8/3/17)
        BPFSL: 8.7"
        BPEL: 8.1"
        MEG: 5.5"
        BEG: 5.5"

        Short Term Goal:
        8.25 BPEL
        5.75 MEG

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        • #5
          Did you know....

          A heart as in 💖 (Not a human heart) is designed on a woman bending over.

          If you draw a line vertically down the centre you will see her bum and legs.
          Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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          • #6
            Did you know...

            If you burn your tongue, eat some sugar and it will be fixed in a jiffy.

            Try it!!
            Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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            • #7
              Did you know...

              Pigs penis' are corkscrewed on the end.

              Imagine that gentlemen 🐷
              Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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              • #8
                Did you know? The saying ~ "Go the whole nine yards" originates from WWII. Fighter plane ammo was a strip/chain, approx nine yards long. So if a pilot used all his ammo on one target, he gave it the "whole nine yards"
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                Last edited by not2big; 08-07-2017, 03:46 PM. Reason: To make the post comply with op's conditions
                Start: Jan '17. Current: BPEL: +0.9" EG: +0.47"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Tara123 View Post
                  Did you know...

                  Pigs penis' are corkscrewed on the end.

                  Imagine that gentlemen 
                  Talk about a g spot stimulater.
                  A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tara123 View Post
                    Did you know...

                    Pigs penis' are corkscrewed on the end.

                    Imagine that gentlemen 
                    Pigs penis..bad enough...ducks penis...OMG!

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
                    Start: Jan '17. Current: BPEL: +0.9" EG: +0.47"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Party View Post
                      Talk about a g spot stimulater.
                      I don't know if sows have g spots but I believe the males have 30 minute orgasms!!

                      David Beckhams ex assistant wanked off a pig on tv a few years ago. I didn't watch it but plenty people told me about it 😂
                      Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ljmatey View Post
                        pigs penis..bad enough...ducks penis...omg!

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01divdjly
                        lol , lmao!
                        A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LJMatey View Post
                          Pigs penis..bad enough...ducks penis...OMG!
                          What have I just watched!!! I can't unsee that!! I'll not be able to eat duck again in the same way 😂
                          Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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                          • #14
                            Did you know that after honey bees have sex their penis is ripped off and they die?
                            Starting (20 JUL 2012)
                            BPFSL: 7.5"
                            BPEL: 6.75"
                            EG: 4.75"
                            Current (8/3/17)
                            BPFSL: 8.7"
                            BPEL: 8.1"
                            MEG: 5.5"
                            BEG: 5.5"

                            Short Term Goal:
                            8.25 BPEL
                            5.75 MEG

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by benschmidt View Post
                              Did you know that after honey bees have sex their penis is ripped off and they die?
                              If my penis was ripped off I think I would want to die also.
                              To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.

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