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  • #166
    Blimey I thing Tara tis giving tit away, either that or she has lost the plot.

    To much bloody rum again, I thing she has been with that old rum soak CUSP again?

    NOWHARD MOTM

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    • #167
      Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only thing I plan on raising tonight..... aarrhhh
      Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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      • #168
        And who's been knocking on your door the, or what ship is planning on docking in your port then, and has it/he got a big gun that's fully loaded?

        NOWHARD MOTM

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        • #169
          Originally posted by NOWHARD View Post
          And who's been knocking on your door the, or what ship is planning on docking in your port then, and has it/he got a big gun that's fully loaded?

          NOWHARD MOTM
          Slutty pirate is away for another year!! Arrgh!, See Ya Chums!!

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          Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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          • #170
            An open invitation for anyone around that Newcastle port then, get in there me lovers and see you in 12 months time.

            YO HOHO and don't for get a flagon of rum or two, keeps this missy Pirate happy, but I think missy Pirate needs a lot more than just rum. HO HO

            NOWHARD MOTM

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            • #171
              I thought she was expecting an armada.
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              • #172
                Hi Tara just an of the head question, so just how many shipmates come a docked with you then, in your privet lay up?

                Did they bring in lots of grog to keep you happy?

                NOWHARD MOTM

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                • #173
                  Originally posted by NOWHARD View Post
                  Hi Tara just an of the head question, so just how many shipmates come a docked with you then, in your privet lay up?

                  Did they bring in lots of grog to keep you happy?

                  NOWHARD MOTM
                  Tis twas none I tell thee.

                  (All the pirates onsite must be very respectable).
                  Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

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                  • #174
                    Originally posted by Tara123 View Post
                    Tis twas none I tell thee.

                    (All the pirates onsite must be very respectable).
                    Load of scurvy scum bags these Pirates are then, for not wanting to layup in your private dock, would love to have got there far to many days sailing for me and my crew.

                    NOWHARD MOTM

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                    • #175
                      Originally posted by Tara123 View Post
                      I'll beat off your armada any day....
                      That be but foreplay to likes of yarrs truly!
                      Ye will no stand a chance when you hove into the sight my long gun.
                      Whether your treasure be above decks or below, fore or aft, I will claim it all!
                      And again and again and again!
                      Yarr!
                      Pirate Diplomacy:
                      The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

                      Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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                      • #176
                        Yarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        Pirate Diplomacy:
                        The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

                        Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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                        • #177
                          Originally posted by Dangler View Post
                          "Mecka Lecka Hi Mecka Hinney Ho !"

                          Johnnby quoted from Pee Wees Playhouse.
                          It be a long 7 years ago, when I almost walked off the plank....a rummy binge was enjoyed by all!
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                          Looks are deceiving, mirrors don't lie.

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                          • #178
                            Originally posted by Pirate View Post
                            Yarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Thats what she said to Capt. Hook, ‘You really need to trim that finger nail love.’
                            A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.

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                            • #179
                              Originally posted by Party View Post
                              Thats what she said to Capt. Hook, ‘You really need to trim that finger nail love.’
                              Oh, sos you were there as well, eh?
                              Pirate Diplomacy:
                              The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

                              Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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                              • #180
                                Aaaarrrrrrrrr....! Ahoy me mateys!
                                Porn the unknown disaster of our time.
                                the_iron

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