Penis Braggers

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Man, damn, my dick's so small I piss on my nuts.

[Thrill Drill Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Thrill Drill]

Man, damn, my dick's so small I piss on my nuts.

Stop complaining. I sometimes confuse mine for a shell-less baby snail. Urine doesn't make it out of the mossy bush area.

[workaholics Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close workaholics]

Ya, when was the last time a guy was drinking a beer and said " I need to work on my fat pad"

It may sound dumb, but that's how most the of penis size studies are done! We're measuring properly, even if people think it's a "cheat"

[Sonny747 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Sonny747]

Is it bad if your pubes are longer than your dick?? Mine wont be for long.. For one, I shaved off my pubes. For 2, My flaccid is definitely much fuller after beginning PE. I hope in a year or so the girls are telling their friends how It hurts to have sex with me.

[thenewdude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close thenewdude]

I think 9 out of 10 guys who brag about their size are straight out lying and are hung like the average man at best. Think about it, if everyone who said they had a big dick actually did then 99% of all men are hung like moose.

I totally agree with you. It's just a way to make one feel inferior or make themselves feel like they are somebody (insecurities). Heck, even women nowadays believe average is 7 inches which not due to porn but due to men lying about their size (and a lot of them claiming 7 or above). Go ahead GIRLS bust out the RULER!!!

[Sonny747 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Sonny747]

I totally agree with you. It's just a way to make one feel inferior or make themselves feel like they are somebody (insecurities). Heck, even women nowadays believe average is 7 inches which not due to porn but due to men lying about their size (and a lot of them claiming 7 or above). Go ahead GIRLS bust out the RULER!!!

Yes, porn has probably skewed our beliefs.

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

Well tonight was one of those nights where the subject of dick size came up and one of my friends touted my size and another guy said my size was probably bullshit and I just sat there and didn't argue the point. He looked like he wanted me to prove it but I wouldn't bite.

[DirtyNerd Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close DirtyNerd]

DennyA should of just smacked him a cross the face with it but watch out as he might bite :P

[Vulture Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Vulture]

I don't try to be smart but this is how I think...

If you are given something that you didn't work to get, you don't brag about it..It's just luck. Guys that are born handsome, well endowed, good looks, body and all, are born that way, should just feel lucky, not proud or cocky, just lucky. You can be proud of something YOU achieve through hard work..If you were born a fat ass and you work your ass off to cut 100 pounds off your belly, that's when you feel proud. When you come from a lower class/lower middle class household and you become successful, maybe EARN your first million, that's when you feel proud and then you can be a little cocky about being richer.

If you are born in a upper class/elite class family, you don't act cocky because after all the Ferrari you drive to school is what your DADDY bought you with HIS hard-earned money, and you got nothing to say about yourself than the fact that you are lucky...

About the size matter, if you are born with a huge one you are very very lucky, but that is all you should feel! Don't be cocky and brag about it to feel better about yourself and make others uncomfortable, or you'll get smashed in the face. Us, the members in this forum, I'd assume 90% of us are probably average/below average, and we're trying to get bigger here. Once we WORK our way to our desired size, THEN we can be proud and brag if we want to...Because we worked for it, we weren't given a big dick by default but we achieved something on our own.

A lot of writing to prove my point, but if you are just given something by default (or you didn't get it yourself), just shut the fuck up about it. You only brag when you get it yourself.


EDIT: Lol didn't realize this was almost 6 months old.

[NCGUY1972 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close NCGUY1972]

I was bragging last friday night and they stole my pants and left me in the driveway in my underwear and took pictures and put them on facebook! Not that I brag all the time it was more joking than anything. I knew I wasnt getting my pants back from 6 other guys so I just opened another beer and continued cornhole. They gave'm back