My Dick Is So Big....

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

My dick is so big that it is Administrator on 418 alien civilization PE forums, at the same time.
(You wouldn't believe how some of them jelq.)

[NCGUY1972 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close NCGUY1972]

My dick is so big I CANT wear shorts legally

[BoaConstrictor Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BoaConstrictor]

...I can use it as a body pillow.

[Toadstool Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Toadstool]

My dick is so big, your argument is invalid

[CLOSEDDennyA Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big , it rang in the New Year already...I'm still waiting.

[blulite Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close blulite]

my dick is so big, id need a giraffe to get deep throat.

[AverageAndAhalf Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close AverageAndAhalf]

My dick is so big I've been approached by the french and asked If I can lay it across the English channel to make a bridge so all the illegal immigrants can cross don' have to keep hiding in trucks.

[fordzilla Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close fordzilla]

My dick is so big it can only be measured in light years

[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

My dick is so big, that I recently discovered I was NOT blind in my left eye! ;-)

[jedimaster Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jedimaster]

my dick is so big that I've caught smaller fish

[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

my dick is so big that I've caught smaller fish

Is this you Jedi?
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[jedimaster Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jedimaster]

my dick is so big that I have to use a wagon everytime I walk My dick is so big you couldn't touch it within a mile My dick is so big even chewbaca said damn that's a huge dick! my dick is so big you couldn't pole dance to it my dick so big a lifeguard pulled me out of the water and said look out there's a huge snake!

[jedimaster Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jedimaster]

my dick is so big it goes boing my dick so big it takes me 2 hours to put on underwear my dick is so big my girl uses it for a pillow

[jedimaster Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close jedimaster]

I got more lol

[Dick Whammy Retired Moderator Member of the month Jan 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Dick Whammy]

My Dick is so big that it eats Hand Sandwiches!