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  • My dick is so big.. I suck and lick her clit while I fock her.
    You never slow down, you never grow old!

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    • My dick is so big I use it to open doors, 10 seconds before I walk through them
      8/7/14 - BPEL 6.75, MSEG 5.5" BPFSL 7.25", BEG 5.75"

      6/7/15 - BPEL 7.5" MSEG 5,5/8" BpFSL 8", BEG 6"
      27.3.17 bpel 7.25 MSEG 5.5 BPSFL 8 beg 5.75

      (Yeah!). (waiting). Not yet
      BPEL 7.25, EG 5.75" BEG 6"

      Long term
      BPEL 8", EG 6"

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      • My dick is so big I had to get it licensed as a concealed weapon.

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        • My dick is so big that when I date Asian women their first reaction is to always scream "Godzilla!".
          Initial(9-1-11): BPEL: 7.25", BPSFL: 7.75", EG: 4.75", BEG: 5.25", BPFL: ~5.0", FG: ~4.0"
          Current(7-1-16): BPEL: 8.375", BPSFL: 8.75", EG: 5.375", BEG: 5.875", BPFL: ~6.625", FG: ~4.75"

          Realistic Goal: BPEL: 8.5", EG: 5.5"
          Idealistic Goal: BPEL: 9.0", EG: 6.0", BPFL: 7.0", FL: 5.0"

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          • My dick is so big that I can only put one butt cheek on the toilet when I take a shit or else my dick touches the bowl.
            3/18/2015
            NBPEL: 8.125 EG: 5.5. BEG: 6.5

            Short-term Goal

            8.5"x 6"

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            • Totally forgot about this old thread! Always enjoyed this one.
              Bondage.
              Some people call it domestic violence.
              We call it foreplay.
              Got cuffs? GAME ON!

              My routine and gains.

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              • My dick is so big... so why do I want more?
                The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".

                Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!

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                • My Dicks 12 inch's, but don't use it as a rule.

                  NOWHARD

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                  • Originally posted by NOWHARD View Post
                    My Dicks 12 inch's, but don't use it as a rule.

                    NOWHARD
                    Is it real? Then it must make trouble or enjoy?

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                    • ... that you'd have butter it up to fit in a phone booth.

                      A sight take on an old Rodney Dangerfield joke.
                      NBPEL 6 1/4" EG 5 1/4" - March 2017
                      NBPEL 6 1/2" EG 5 1/2" - April 2017
                      NBPEL 6 3/4" EG 5 1/2" - May 2017
                      Goal; hard, strong, veiny

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                      • Why can't I be rich instead of well hung? (actually saw that on a bumper sticker)
                        -Foldus,
                        L.G. Hanger,-
                        Owner/Licensed Master Machinist
                        www.lghangerllc.com
                        PEGym members get $10 off! Coupon Code PEGYM

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                        • My dick is so big it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
                          RedWilly
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                          Last edited by RedWilly; 05-21-2017, 07:59 PM.

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