The Passionate Wife

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Okay Gang...final call for these most recent quizzes. Anyone else wish to post their choices before I post the answers?

Okay Gang,

Here are a few quick personality tests. Ready?

TEST #1

When you answer the following question, the answer will reflect your personality so think carefully.

Imagine a very tall banana tree. And there are four animals:

A) A Lion

B) A Giraffe

C) A Squirrel

D) A Chimpanzee

The animals decide to compete, to see who can get a banana from the tree first. Who do you think will win? Post your answer.

TEST #2

Quickly choose your favourite colour from the three options given. (no others ) Post your selection. Answers for both tests will be posted shortly.

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[Looking4more Retired Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Looking4more]

Rhino.
Purple.
Final answer.

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

*"I am going to help you relax and feel good enough for you to let go and climax"*
It's a bit too nice and almost accommodating.

Agreed longerlastingnoob. Isn't that implied without the need to explain? Besides, choosing more (brief) erotic words and phrases would only add to the sexual encounter, wouldn't it? It's the reason why "dirty talk" is so hot!

[MrB8 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close MrB8]

And we know exactly how to make a rhino climb up a tree.

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

Rhino.
Purple.
Final answer.

Ahahaha L4M...are you trying to stir up trouble again?

And what exactly have you got behind your back? More glitter???

[TPW Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2013 Find all posts View Profile Close TPW]

And we know exactly how to make a rhino climb up a tree.

Ahaha MrB8...Et Tu Brute???

[downthere Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close downthere]

If you overthought it....I don't even want to know what I just did up there then, LOL.

Don't ask why, don't ask why, don't ask why I keep telling myself, but my fingers are typing lol....CRAP!! Okay...I gotta know what you meant by that? LOL If it's a bad thing I can take it...I'm here to learn

TPW - BLUE!

[longerlastingnoob Senior Member Member of the Month Jan 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close longerlastingnoob]

Agreed longerlastingnoob. Isn't that implied without the need to explain? Besides, choosing more (brief) erotic words and phrases would only add to the sexual encounter, wouldn't it? It's the reason why "dirty talk" is so hot!

Yes, it's cool the way you answer with questions, like a sensai.
But thinking the above could be something an airline pilot uses in bed.

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

Don't ask why, don't ask why, don't ask why I keep telling myself, but my fingers are typing lol....CRAP!! Okay...I gotta know what you meant by that? LOL If it's a bad thing I can take it...I'm here to learn

TPW - BLUE!

Not a bad thing at all downthere, just poking fun at my own post.

Meaning, if your one sentence was overthinking it, then my paragraph was certainly overkill, LOL.

I have a tendency to be a little...long winded. Some nice people here call it "articulate".

[Looking4more Retired Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Looking4more]

Ahahaha L4M...are you trying to stir up trouble again?

And what exactly have you got behind your back? More glitter???

You know me pretty well don't you.
Glitter? What glitter?

[downthere Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close downthere]

Not a bad thing at all downthere, just poking fun at my own post.

Meaning, if your one sentence was overthinking it, then my paragraph was certainly overkill, LOL.

I have a tendency to be a little...long winded. Some nice people here call it "articulate".

LOL, I have been told MANY, MANY times in my life I "think too much"... And, I do! My brain is always going and it's hard for me to shut it down. :/

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

Hey DFC,

Of course people give one another sexual pleasure and a woman's lover can certainly do a great deal to bring her to the promised land but it is she and she alone that must let go to enable the orgasm(s) to occur.

For me, the quote indicates the surprising manner in which she is aroused and brought to the brink by her lover through his/her sexual prowess...that is what is uncontrollable and thus exciting.

And even just for brevity sake...saying something like "I am going to make you come" or "Make me come" is much easier and far more erotic than saying something like "I am going to help you relax and feel good enough for you to let go and climax" or "Help me to relax, feel safe, feel connected enough to let go." Doesn't it?

I have a feeling you're the kind of person, it doesn't matter what you say, it still sounds lovely. Like, "wow, this candy bar is disgusting!" And it's like, "damn, that's hot!"

I understand what you're saying. It's just, all this sexual communication stuff is way complicated. Personally, I like to make direct, bold statements like, "Prepare to be orgasmatized, Earthling." Mostly in the context of sci-fi role playing. Joking, kind of.

[downthere Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close downthere]

I have a feeling you're the kind of person, it doesn't matter what you say, it still sounds lovely. Like, "wow, this candy bar is disgusting!" And it's like, "damn, that's hot!"

I understand what you're saying. It's just, all this sexual communication stuff is way complicated. Personally, I like to make direct, bold statements like, "Prepare to be orgasmatized, Earthling." Mostly in the context of sci-fi role playing. Joking, kind of.

Me too!! TPW certainly has a way with words. Now, I wanna hear the answers to my blue monkey choices!! Where did she go?!! I'm just waiting to see that I "think too much" once more from these quizzes. Damn!

[drfrankencock Senior Member Member of the Month Oct 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close drfrankencock]

downthere, it would be pretty funny if choosing the monkey means you're a deep thinker, and blue means you do everything to excess.

[BigO AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close BigO]

LOL, I have been told MANY, MANY times in my life I "think too much"... And, I do! My brain is always going and it's hard for me to shut it down. :/

I think we might be distant relatives, LOL.

One thought lead into a 20 minute chain of them? Yeah, I know...