Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Passionate Wife

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1,036
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 940 945 946 947 948 949 950 951 952 953 954 955 960 1036 template Next
  • #14236
    No problem TPW...your aid guided me and I wouldn't have worked it out otherwise. Thanks so much and have a great night Goodnight Wish...great to see you as always!

    So, just to recap...I find myself in possession of a disturbing psychological profile:

    "Beyond the throes of mental power you are able to comprehend the very nature of the universe. Your mind is 90% Dirty. You have a very creative mind that can connect almost everything into something dirty. You have endured a lot of hardships and strife in your life, but you have channelled all of the anguish you have suffered into motivation to have great success. You are a temperamental person, you hate hard, but you love even harder."

    I will have to return to my dark lair in the haunted forest and sit upon my throne of human skulls to contemplate how this profile could possibly have arisen.
    27/07/13 - BPEL: 6.25" EG: 5.0"
    14/08/18 - BPEL: 7.1" EG: 5.3"

    Comment

    • #14237
      Hahaha...yeah Praetorian, the skulls may be a clue. Juuust maybe.
      Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

      Comment

      • #14238
        Originally posted by workin_4_it View Post
        Hahaha...yeah Praetorian, the skulls may be a clue. Juuust maybe.

        They were here when I moved into this cave...I just made them functional
        27/07/13 - BPEL: 6.25" EG: 5.0"
        14/08/18 - BPEL: 7.1" EG: 5.3"

        Comment

        • #14239
          Goodnight TPW!

          Comment

          • #14240
            Originally posted by Praetorian View Post
            They were here when I moved into this cave...I just made them functional
            Gotcha. So kind of a Martha Stewart meets Conan.
            Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

            Comment

            • #14241
              Yeah but you said risen
              ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

              Comment

              • #14242
                You got it workin...it's hard to make a dank cave into something that you can be proud of!

                Too true Wishful...I can't duck under that one. Maaaaaybe some came from people who I though didn't need them anymore :P
                27/07/13 - BPEL: 6.25" EG: 5.0"
                14/08/18 - BPEL: 7.1" EG: 5.3"

                Comment

                • #14243
                  Originally posted by The Passionate Wife View Post
                  Hahaha...well then, the answers to this quiz should be interesting!

                  HOW DIRTY IS YOUR MIND?
                  My wife and I took the test last night to see how dirty our minds were. It turns out mine is pretty dirty.

                  And by the way this quiz confirmed it.

                  Capture.JPG
                  To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.

                  Comment

                  • #14244
                    Capture.JPG
                    Every gesture, every touch, every breath you take. The way you smile, the way you talk, and the way you look at me. When I look into your eyes and lose myself in them. When I get close and feel your heart beating fast...that is life. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

                    Comment

                    • #14245
                      So, Venus fills in the other 10% of the time? Hey, all 10% must be in the joke thread.

                      Actually, that's pretty cool you two got yin-yang'ed answers. Perfect match, eh?
                      Going an inch and 1/2 deeper than before

                      Comment

                      • #14246
                        Don't believe her answer, she is still celebrating National Tell a Lie Day.
                        To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.

                        Comment

                        • #14247
                          Capture.JPG
                          To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.

                          Comment

                          • #14248
                            Originally posted by Cavalier View Post
                            Don't believe her answer, she is still celebrating National Tell a Lie Day.
                            Hahaha Cavalier...don't you know by now? A lady never kisses and tells...

                            Comment

                            • #14249
                              Hhmmm, having read a certain pleasurists blog I am not sure you are not continuing from yesterday also TPW. Me thinks our lovely ladies may be lime Shrek, you know like onions.
                              ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!

                              Comment

                              • #14250
                                Originally posted by Venus View Post
                                [ATTACH]76459[/ATTACH]
                                Originally posted by Cavalier View Post
                                My wife and I took the test last night to see how dirty our minds were. It turns out mine is pretty dirty.

                                And by the way this quiz confirmed it.

                                [ATTACH]76458[/ATTACH]
                                Angel and the Bad Man.
                                I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Steven Wright

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 940 945 946 947 948 949 950 951 952 953 954 955 960 1036 template Next
                                Working...
                                X