Burty's confessional

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

I stopped Eve but I was convinced to eat the apple. The human condition seems pretty ingrained. I am pretty sure I will be confessing some other little sins I may have committed.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

It's all private? Of course PEgym is all private! Get it? Lol

I will make my confession in the near future, as I will need to. But not yet, my sin isn't over.

Thanks for the like/reminder Wish!

I would have spilt the beans already.. except I'm still stirring the pot!

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

You my friend Jay are a tease.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

You my friend Jay are a tease.

[getinbig Senior Member Member of the Month March 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close getinbig]

So, today was supposed to be a rest day...
After a few days of aggressive clamping with continuous clamps ranging from 20-35 minutes, the little guy had earned a few rest days...

BUT, I have been bothered by my new clamp backing off a few clips on its own when I try to move it back to my pubic bone. I decided to try to fix that. After I was done, I decided I had to "field test" my modifications...it was supposed to just be a quick on and off to see how the clamp would work...and then, before I knew it, there I was with the clamp on, trying to get the little guy going again...bad idea!

Lousy EQ...the little guy kept screaming for rest, but I kept pushing, expecting him to get right into the fun...it wasn't getting much better after about 10 minutes into the clamped edging, so off came the clamp.
I knew I would have to post this on Burty's Confessional...

I think I'm going to have to wait a few days now before any more field testing...maybe I'll get a new clamp before then. Challenging week ahead and busy...I might not get an opportunity to clamp before the weekend...bummer!

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

I remember hearing on a film once that "idle hands are the devils plaything", I guess idle penis is gettinbig's plaything , do your fella a favour give the poor thing a break!

Say five hail Mary's whilst twirling on the spot!

That should fix ya! Thanks for the addition.

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

Okay! Time to revive this thread for new and old "members"!

Our resident "saint" Father Burty will forgive all sins (with a few Hail Mary's and suchlike as a penance thrown in), so if you have something that is a burden on your soul it's time to spill the beans and confess!

Remember! You are in the confessional box, so anything you confess to is between you and Father Burty.

Your secret is safe with us...I think!

[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

Sometimes.... im a minute man.

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

I blame myself for my children's illnesses. My poor life style over the years screwed up my DNA. And now they suffer for my bad life choices. And of course, I suffer with them.

[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

I blame myself for my children's illnesses. My poor life style over the years screwed up my DNA. And now they suffer for my bad life choices. And of course, I suffer with them.

Cant blame yourself for everything tho

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

Sometimes.... im a minute man.

Better than 30 seconds!

Keep tuggin' that todger and be kind to yourself! Go hug a tree!

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

I blame myself for my children's illnesses. My poor life style over the years screwed up my DNA. And now they suffer for my bad life choices. And of course, I suffer with them.

We cannot blame ourselves for other's misfortunes! Hindsight is a great thing. If I knew my mother in law had testicles I would never had married her daughter! Sliding doors!

Forgive yourself as you forgive others!

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

Sometimes.... im a minute man.

Its okay my child. Say three hail Mary's and edge thrice a day.




P.S. Don't edge quite that much. And thy shall not spill thy seed on the floor!

[Undead Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Undead]

Its okay my child. Say three hail Mary's and edge thrice a day.




P.S. Don't edge quite that much. And thy shall not spill thy seed on the floor!

Edging will be my savior indeed...

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

Time for my confession.

I'm a lesbian! I love women!