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Originally posted by Party View PostI blame myself for my children's illnesses. My poor life style over the years screwed up my DNA. And now they suffer for my bad life choices. And of course, I suffer with them.
Something is coming that will help you.
NOWHARD
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Originally posted by UglyBoy View PostWhenever I go for a drink, I end up having more vodka than a Russian mobster in the hopes that it gives me enough courage to speak to someone, but it never works
What say you, father?"Those who know others have knowledge,
those who know themselves have insight.
Those who master others have force,
those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu
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Originally posted by burtybasset View PostWell, I say you are talking to me right now, so step into the confessional and don't forget the vodka!
If not, I meant a specific kind of someone I'm afraid.
You can still have some vodka thoughMy Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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Originally posted by not2big View PostIt's been four weeks since my last orgasm.
Forgive me father because since then I have pleasured my wife at least 15 times by tricking her into a back rub and then sliding my my dick in from the spoon position. I also brought her to orgasm four times using oral. I feel guilty and ask for your forgiveness."Those who know others have knowledge,
those who know themselves have insight.
Those who master others have force,
those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu
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Originally posted by UglyBoy View PostHuh. Do you have a vagina?"Those who know others have knowledge,
those who know themselves have insight.
Those who master others have force,
those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu
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Originally posted by burtybasset View PostNope, but I got a deck of cards and a wedge of cash from the poor box.
That would get me to forget about women for a while, maybe some money could get me to feel a bit betterMy Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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Originally posted by UglyBoy View PostI just so happen to know my way around poker.
That would get me to forget about women for a while, maybe some money could get me to feel a bit better"Those who know others have knowledge,
those who know themselves have insight.
Those who master others have force,
those who master themselves have strength". - Lao Tzu
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Originally posted by burtybasset View PostSweet! Deal me in...My Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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Originally posted by burtybasset View PostForgiveness you need, but first go into a little more detail about the back rub technique? Does you think it works on grumpy nuns??Valued Member of 12+ years at the PEGym12/'09 (start) NBP EL - 4.5, EG - 4.4
12/11 NBPEL - 5.1, MSEG - 5
01/13 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.1
01/14 NBPEL - 5.35, MSEG - 5.25
01/16 NBPEL - 5.4, MSEG - 5.5
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Boy. I wish I could find my funny again. It just eludes me right now.A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.
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I fuck nasty girls.
I need to stop fucking nasty girls.
Nasty girls don't deserve this banana.
No they do not!You never slow down, you never grow old!
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Originally posted by Jay1983 View PostI fuck nasty girls.
I need to stop fucking nasty girls.
Nasty girls don't deserve this banana.
No they do not!A prayer, is kinda the same as a "Like". If there are enough likes, God will take notice. So "Like" away please. My daughter needs your prayers. Thank You.
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