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[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

She...me...we...
Will you eat above my seat
Will you swill from my quill
Both together would be fine
Yes we agree to sixty nine

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My PE Workout

Reach in my cupboard, reach for my sock
my ricesock sock that goes on my cock

In my microwave i watch it spin
then on my cock i feel the warmth it brings

Patiently i let the time tick tock
warm up done now i stretch my cock

Concentrate as i stretch away
enjoy myself i could stretch all day

Stop myself cos i've done enough
dash for my oil while i'm in the buff

Grab the oil, put on my cock
dash for a chair then i check the clock

Jelq away in a timely manner
c'mon baby, build an hammer!

YEAH BUILD AN HAMMER! BUILD A CRAMMER!
A MIGHTY TOOL, THAT COULD BE A RAMMER!

I check my clock, oh my workouts done
I drop my cock, oh it's end of fun

I dash for the bathroom, wash my cock
I dash for the kitchen to heat my sock

With sock on cock, the warm down starts
When warm downs finished, my sock departs

Until tomorrow "see ya sock"
that will be fun, cos PE rocks.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

On the gym I was a lurker
Then became a PE berserker
Pulling, pumping, not a shirker
Finally found a signature
Now much to my pleasure
A friend request
I will treasure....

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Determination

Quitting is something I can't stand,
and giving up, I just don't understand,
I don't even need to be clever,
just never say never,
until never is actually at hand.

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Since he stopped by to talk today:

My Son the Dreamer

Breathing softly,
He occasionally stirs,
His eyes are closed, though he knows it not,
He sees the summit a little farther up,
At the other end of the rope.

He stirs again,
Blankets fall to the floor,
The wind rises in the Himalayas,
And the Yeti peers with malice,
Into the bedroom window.

The chill wakes him,
To the darkness of his room,
Where he slips between icy boulders,
Past the dinosaur standing on its head,
And into the bed where his father,

Fiercely battles the Ice Monster.

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Second Guessing


The woulda, coulda, whys and whats
the shoulda, did I's, mights and musts
only ifs, back thens, and but, but, buts
just keep you trapped in same old ruts

like some of us, if what is a must,
then try is what, and also trust
don't let dismay and sheer disgust
turn moving wheels into locked up rust

if time is spent to muss and fuss
then time is wasted and a bust
and better spent to chase the rush,
from things you love, that gives life it's lust

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Fantastic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-cT8Qe7y3k

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A few by Bo Burnham

"Sully suffers from a stutter,
simple syllables will clutter,
stalling speeches up on beaches
like a sunken sailboat rudder.

Sully strains to say his phrases,
sickened by the sounds he raises,
strings of thoughts come out in knots,
he solves his sentences like mazes.

At night, he writes his thoughts instead
and sighs as they steadily rush from his head"



"I wrote you a letter,
and then another letter,
and another, and another,
until I wrote you a word.

So I wrote you a word,
and then another word,
and another, and another,
until I wrote you a sentence.

So I wrote you a sentence,
and then another sentence,
and another, and another,
until I wrote you a letter.

I hope it finds you as I found you.

Yours truly,
Yours, truly."

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Bouncing Ball:

Bouncing Ball, bouncing all around.
Bouncing Ball, bouncing up and down.

Bouncing Ball, bouncing down the hall.
Bouncing Ball, I watch you rise and fall.

Bouncing Ball, you have not many cares.
Bouncing Ball, you've tumbled down the stairs.

Bouncing Ball, don't roll into the lane.
Bouncing Ball, I watch in silent pain.

Bouncing Ball, the cars go by so fast.
Bouncing Ball, this moment is our last.

Bouncing Ball, I know this is the end.
Goodbye Bouncing Ball, you were my only friend. :'(

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Awww....

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Open Book

I wear my heart upon my sleeve,
for those who wish to see
Right there out in the open
At risk of being broken
But it's where I choose it to be


Yes, there's great risk in this style
But great rewards and tons of smiles
With caring and love perceived
So too is it received
And the good outweighs the bad by a mile

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Since it's rainy and I hate Daylight Saving Time - so dark...bleh...

Monday Blue

Little Monday Blue caught me unaware
And danced upon my heart, without even the slightest care.
He sang a very mellow tune, the lyrics held your name.
That little Monday Blue must wish to see me go insane.

And as I sat there mortified not knowing what to do,
In walked Mr. Melancholy with a photograph of you.
I stopped him at the door and asked by whom he was invited.
He said, "Little Monday Blue had told me you'd be delighted."

So, this is how's it's been each Monday when you're not here.
Monday Blue dances all night long while Mr. M gets drunk on my tears.
Little Monday Blue caught me unaware.
And danced upon my heart without even,
The slightest care.

EDIT: Had to add that this was a poem, turned song, turned poem again. I uploaded the non-commercial link to the song here (hope that's okay) https://soundcloud.com/atp-4/05-track-05

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Now Winter Nights Enlarge
by Thomas Campion

Now winter nights enlarge
This number of their hours;
And clouds their storms discharge
Upon the airy towers.
Let now the chimneys blaze
And cups o’erflow with wine,
Let well-tuned words amaze
With harmony divine...

This time doth well dispense
With lovers’ long discourse;
Much speech hath some defense,
Though beauty no remorse.
All do not all things well:
Some measures comely tread,
Some knotted riddles tell,
Some poems smoothly read.
The summer hath his joys,
And winter his delights;
Though love and all his pleasures are but toys
They shorten tedious nights.

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I wrote these elsewhere, but figured I could bring them here, just because...well, it's poetry!

My 4,444
Four thousand, four hundred, and forty four
Not one less, and not one more
Not quite five thousand, but certainly more than four
Exactly four thousand, four hundred...and forty four.

It's a one time thing,
history in the making
so I wanted a special place,
for my 4x4 staking

and twice I almost found a place,
but thought better of another
three times around the Gym,
well,here's as good as any other

So,I sat and wrote one line,
which of course turned into two,
and three verses later
I've got four lines four times through

One poem that's full of numbers,
dedicated to my special post,
For my four four forty four,
Let's give it three cheers and a toast!



My Penis
One penis, two penis
my penis, you penis
penis big, or penis small,
penis wide, or penis tall

penis, penis, it's all the same
different numbers, but not the name
at the end of the day, we still have one
so let's just use it to have some fun

not to measure our smarts, or strength
the size of our heart's not measured in length
nor our compassion, measured in girth
that thing called a penis, does not make our worth

So he has a seven, and he has a five
A couple have four, and a couple have nines
And one or two, have a ten and a three
But that's theirs, not mine...do you see what I mean?