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    My dick vomits

    Just wondering if this is normal or not. My GF plays with it... spins it around and around and up and down, and all sorts, and eventually it vomits

    Just curious if this is normal or not. Seems to be an uncontrollable substance of sorts?
    You never slow down, you never grow old!
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Jay1983 View Post
    Just wondering if this is normal or not. My GF plays with it... spins it around and around and up and down, and all sorts, and eventually it vomits

    Just curious if this is normal or not. Seems to be an uncontrollable substance of sorts?
    Looks like the Full Moon has gotten to Jay this time around.

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    • #3
      Hey, it happens to me since I've been edging. I guess it just semen that get stored in the urethra or something. It's weird but kind of funny. The bad news is you will have to use condoms just in case, unless she's on the pill.
      Initial measures(4 february 2016): Erect length: 7.44 (18,9 cm) Erect girth: 6.18 (15.7cm)
      31 December 2016 goals: Erect length: 8 (20,30 cm) Erect girth: 6.3 (16 cm)
      Final goal (2130 circa): Humanity had to move to Mars in order to let my boy space on Earth

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jay1983 View Post
        Just curious if this is normal or not. Seems to be an uncontrollable substance of sorts?
        Humm....It's very unfortunate that your Dick doesn't vomit a "controlled substance"...you could make a LOT of $$$ with THAT on the streets!

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        • #5
          Does he vomit loud or he is a silent vomiter?
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          • #6
            Does it wretch a lot before vomiting?
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            • #7
              As long as he doesn't vomit when he sees pussy everything is fine

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              • #8
                You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                • #9
                  Well the good news is, my dick no longer vomits!
                  You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                  • #10
                    Oh my COD!!!
                    The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".

                    Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!

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                    • #11
                      Oh dear, it looks like Jay going to be on a roll today. Hold on everyone. COD!
                      To totally satisfy a woman sexually is not about having a large penis, it's about being a good lover.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cavalier View Post
                        Oh dear, it looks like Jay going to be on a roll today. Hold on everyone. COD!
                        Hold the dinner roll!
                        You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jay1983 View Post
                          Hold the dinner roll!
                          Why, gluten free?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Party View Post
                            Why, gluten free?
                            probably allergic to yeast.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by proactive View Post
                              probably allergic to yeast.


                              Nailed it.
                              You never slow down, you never grow old!

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