Stings for growth

[That Guy Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close That Guy]

Happy new year everybody. Let me start by saying that I'm just now bringing up something I discovered way back around August. I was bored in the barracks and decided I would go outside to catch a bee and let it sting me to see if I would grow. Well it most definitely did. If stung on the shaft it caused swelling all over the shaft on the first day, and then ridiculous swelling (starting EG 5.5 to a flaccid of 6.75) the second and third day before going back to normal swelling on 4th day and almost normal again on 5th day. Gains do not seem to be permanent however they do provide an excellent trouser snake to show off if that's your thing. Stings on the shaft aren't too bad, but DO NOT sting your tip. It will make you immediately regret it. Also does not swell as much, barely noticeable other than the fact that now you're in excruciating pain. So there you have it guys, get stung on the shaft, not the tip, and enjoy a massive floppy for nearly a week.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

This advice could kill you. Also if you are so allergic to bee sting that you swell this much you could escalate to dead on the next time. Horrible idea.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

I'm sorry to be so rude, but truly this could be deadly.

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

You have way too much time on your hands! Let us know how long it takes for your todger to fall off!

I think I'll stick to knitting.

[That Guy Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close That Guy]

Yeah if you are allergic do not do it. This is very dangerous but I have taken the risk and reported back. No crazy big permanent gains and possibility of death or embarrassing hospital visit. I shall however continue with a few more sessions in the summer and report back to everyone then.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Here is some information. The time length that your reaction lasted may be something you should think about.

Symptoms and causes - Bee sting - Mayo Clinic

[Cavalier Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Cavalier]

OK, I'll bite. How do you get the bee to sting your dick?

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Paints his dick red, waves it in front of the bee and yells ole?

[Cavalier Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Cavalier]

Hmm, maybe I didn't word that quite the right way. Delete: "OK, I'll bite", Insert: "OK, I have to ask".

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Oh awesome! They're finally bringing back "1000 ways to die."

[That Guy Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close That Guy]

@Cavalier
You catch the bee in a net, put the net in freezer for 30 seconds, and then get it with flat tip tweezers and put its abdomen area near where you want the sting. After about a minute the bee will start moving again and pulsing his stinger barb and that's when it does it.

[domnus Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close domnus]

I can see it now but in 20 years PEgymers may be saying that bees are the gateway stinger to growth. Newbies will be using wasps and hornets to get that really full trouser look all the guys want.

[kickinthemebs Senior Member Member of the Month Feb 2014 Find all posts View Profile Close kickinthemebs]

What's-his-face had this idea? Guy who was the new science-PE guy on the block? TheKidd, that was his name! I think he even got stinging nettles and rubbed them on his dick. I love this forum for those type of threads

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

HEY That Guy, why don't you just have one of your buddies run over your dick with a half-track? You'll get LOTS of swelling I'm sure, plus a likely "section 8" from the military!...or maybe a promotion to chief commanding officier! LOL!

[iam Member Find all posts View Profile Close iam]

Jfc lmfao