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So I was supposed to post this a couple days ago, however I managed to hit a button on my keyboard by accident and ended up losing the couple thousand words I had written. I raged out, flipped off a box of kittens, and then went and watched some TV. Not really.
After calming down and spending a few more hours in the Phallosan, I'm ready to continue my review.
Firstly, as with any review I do, I'm not affiliated with any of the companies of products, I'm merely a guy who wants a bigger penis, and will try basically anything to achieve just that.
Let me address what I'm sure most people will be reading this for: will the bloody thing work? I'm no expert and I've spent too little time with the device to give a definitive answer, however I do actually have high hopes for this device.
The device works on a number of principles, firstly traction; the pull/stretch the device gives is deceptive, while there is a pull being exerted, the device is actually very very comfortable so its hard to feel like its "working", but by feeling my penis, and the tug its under, there is actually alot of force on the penis tissue. I've used the X4 before, and you can feel (also see) the pull exerted, and the discomfort of wearing that device sort of gave me the feeling it was doing as advertised, the phallosan (as far as I can tell) doesn't do nearly as much tension, and the tension you provide can't be measured on the device, however its comfortable enough to wear for hours on end.
The second principle it works on is vacuum, the attachment of the penis to the belt is done by vacuum sealing a "Stretch condom" which goes down the length of the shaft, the Phallosan people claim that this also helps growth due to the penis being in a light vacuum for a few hours. I'm not sure how true this is and I'm not going to comment on its effectiveness, I will however discuss the vacuum at length down the post.
The make of the Phallosan is of really high quality. No expense has been spared on this device, which is good because the device is BLOODY EXPENSIVE for what you're getting. I honestly feel that this device is NOT worth the money I paid for it, it was very very expensive for what I got, but I do take solace in the fact that the device itself is top notch in terms of its make.
While on the device itself, the only issue I had was the sizing template included with the kit, its supposed to allow you to size yourself up to allow you proper choice when choosing from the 3 different sized vacuum bells included in the kit (you can send any unopened bells back to swap for your chosen size), this thin piece of card with cut out sections does a terrible job of properly sizing correctly due to 2 reasons, 1; the instructions are vague at best, it says "Pull penis hard, measure girth of the shaft", GREAT! too bad I fit into both the medium and large sections, the medium I was scratching against the lip pretty hard but I made it in, and the large I fit in pretty snug too, and thus I had to open both medium and large bells. I may be unique in the case that my head fits nicely in large bell, but my shaft fits best in a medium condom. Please note that Phallosan now sells intermediate sizes, specifically bells with different sized condoms, EG a large bell with a medium condom.
The other qualm I have, and this is very nit-picky; the kit includes a number of velcro "bands" that you can use to constrict the base of the condom, to keep the surface smooth and to ensure the integrity of the vacuum. The belt itself is made from a soft furry material that grips something shocking to the velcro, I've damaged my belt pretty badly when the velcro has ended up touching the belt.
Onto functionality.
Let me clearly state, like every other device that's come before it, and after it, I really really want the Phallosan to work. Its too early for me to say "Its working" however, right now, its actually doing as advertised; its pulling my penis beyond its normal flacid length, and its doing it painlessly, whether this results in length and girth gains is yet to be seen.
Getting into the device, atleast initially felt like I needed 3 hands. I managed to strap into a X4 Extender with the quad support so this shouldn't be a problem. These days, I can strap into the Phallosan in around 3-4 minutes, which is what it would take me to get into my X4. It was indeed not easy but once you work out a system, its pretty simple.
I'll take this opportunity to bring up a problem I feel the Phallosan has in its basic design. The vacuum seal I found is constantly compromised due to the differing girth my penis has from one day to the next, from hour to hour. When I strap in, I may be slightly engorged causing me to fill the medium condom, unto the point its almost uncomfortable, however should there be a change in temperature, or after a few minutes, my penis returns to its normal flacid, which is stretched by the Phallosan, which reduces its girth even more, resulting in the medium condom going from being full to the brim, to almost losing the vacuum seal simply because my girth is so thin now. This is not something that can be fixed, if the condom is tight enough to prevent seal compromise, it'll be too uncomfortable, for it to be large enough to accomodate anything up to semi erection, its not going to hold a vacuum, its not a perfect system, but frankly, I doubt there is one that would meet the criteria of a) Not restricting bloodflow b) ensuring the vacuum seal is kept and c) fitting all sizes comfortably. All things considering, they did a pretty good job.
The main test.
I wanted to know if this was a device I could sleep in. Well, the answer is a resounding "YES" with a "but..."
YES Its possible to sleep in this device, it doesn't get in the way, the design is good enough to save you from needing to check your penis for blood flow restrictions, sensitivity, heat etc, something I now do habitually with my X4.
But... I can't vouch for the quality of sleep. I've slept up to 4 hours continually with the Phallosan on, but take into consideration the fact you move throughout sleep, you get nocternal erections, you may roll onto your stomach, all these factors either end up causing discomfort with the device or you end up losing the vacuum inside the bell and need to wake up, reattach the device properly, and go back to sleep, and the reestablishment of the vacuum, re-adjustment of the belt, etc is a lengthy process. I found, in my tired state, its very very easy to justify to yourself taking the device off half way through the night just to get that extra quality of sleep.
I'll continue with my review after more days with the Phallosan, but right now, as with any device, it has its good points and bad.
Watch this space.
After calming down and spending a few more hours in the Phallosan, I'm ready to continue my review.
Firstly, as with any review I do, I'm not affiliated with any of the companies of products, I'm merely a guy who wants a bigger penis, and will try basically anything to achieve just that.
Let me address what I'm sure most people will be reading this for: will the bloody thing work? I'm no expert and I've spent too little time with the device to give a definitive answer, however I do actually have high hopes for this device.
The device works on a number of principles, firstly traction; the pull/stretch the device gives is deceptive, while there is a pull being exerted, the device is actually very very comfortable so its hard to feel like its "working", but by feeling my penis, and the tug its under, there is actually alot of force on the penis tissue. I've used the X4 before, and you can feel (also see) the pull exerted, and the discomfort of wearing that device sort of gave me the feeling it was doing as advertised, the phallosan (as far as I can tell) doesn't do nearly as much tension, and the tension you provide can't be measured on the device, however its comfortable enough to wear for hours on end.
The second principle it works on is vacuum, the attachment of the penis to the belt is done by vacuum sealing a "Stretch condom" which goes down the length of the shaft, the Phallosan people claim that this also helps growth due to the penis being in a light vacuum for a few hours. I'm not sure how true this is and I'm not going to comment on its effectiveness, I will however discuss the vacuum at length down the post.
The make of the Phallosan is of really high quality. No expense has been spared on this device, which is good because the device is BLOODY EXPENSIVE for what you're getting. I honestly feel that this device is NOT worth the money I paid for it, it was very very expensive for what I got, but I do take solace in the fact that the device itself is top notch in terms of its make.
While on the device itself, the only issue I had was the sizing template included with the kit, its supposed to allow you to size yourself up to allow you proper choice when choosing from the 3 different sized vacuum bells included in the kit (you can send any unopened bells back to swap for your chosen size), this thin piece of card with cut out sections does a terrible job of properly sizing correctly due to 2 reasons, 1; the instructions are vague at best, it says "Pull penis hard, measure girth of the shaft", GREAT! too bad I fit into both the medium and large sections, the medium I was scratching against the lip pretty hard but I made it in, and the large I fit in pretty snug too, and thus I had to open both medium and large bells. I may be unique in the case that my head fits nicely in large bell, but my shaft fits best in a medium condom. Please note that Phallosan now sells intermediate sizes, specifically bells with different sized condoms, EG a large bell with a medium condom.
The other qualm I have, and this is very nit-picky; the kit includes a number of velcro "bands" that you can use to constrict the base of the condom, to keep the surface smooth and to ensure the integrity of the vacuum. The belt itself is made from a soft furry material that grips something shocking to the velcro, I've damaged my belt pretty badly when the velcro has ended up touching the belt.
Onto functionality.
Let me clearly state, like every other device that's come before it, and after it, I really really want the Phallosan to work. Its too early for me to say "Its working" however, right now, its actually doing as advertised; its pulling my penis beyond its normal flacid length, and its doing it painlessly, whether this results in length and girth gains is yet to be seen.
Getting into the device, atleast initially felt like I needed 3 hands. I managed to strap into a X4 Extender with the quad support so this shouldn't be a problem. These days, I can strap into the Phallosan in around 3-4 minutes, which is what it would take me to get into my X4. It was indeed not easy but once you work out a system, its pretty simple.
I'll take this opportunity to bring up a problem I feel the Phallosan has in its basic design. The vacuum seal I found is constantly compromised due to the differing girth my penis has from one day to the next, from hour to hour. When I strap in, I may be slightly engorged causing me to fill the medium condom, unto the point its almost uncomfortable, however should there be a change in temperature, or after a few minutes, my penis returns to its normal flacid, which is stretched by the Phallosan, which reduces its girth even more, resulting in the medium condom going from being full to the brim, to almost losing the vacuum seal simply because my girth is so thin now. This is not something that can be fixed, if the condom is tight enough to prevent seal compromise, it'll be too uncomfortable, for it to be large enough to accomodate anything up to semi erection, its not going to hold a vacuum, its not a perfect system, but frankly, I doubt there is one that would meet the criteria of a) Not restricting bloodflow b) ensuring the vacuum seal is kept and c) fitting all sizes comfortably. All things considering, they did a pretty good job.
The main test.
I wanted to know if this was a device I could sleep in. Well, the answer is a resounding "YES" with a "but..."
YES Its possible to sleep in this device, it doesn't get in the way, the design is good enough to save you from needing to check your penis for blood flow restrictions, sensitivity, heat etc, something I now do habitually with my X4.
But... I can't vouch for the quality of sleep. I've slept up to 4 hours continually with the Phallosan on, but take into consideration the fact you move throughout sleep, you get nocternal erections, you may roll onto your stomach, all these factors either end up causing discomfort with the device or you end up losing the vacuum inside the bell and need to wake up, reattach the device properly, and go back to sleep, and the reestablishment of the vacuum, re-adjustment of the belt, etc is a lengthy process. I found, in my tired state, its very very easy to justify to yourself taking the device off half way through the night just to get that extra quality of sleep.
I'll continue with my review after more days with the Phallosan, but right now, as with any device, it has its good points and bad.
Watch this space.
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