Anybody ever get poop...

[calixto ModeratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close calixto]

...on your dick while doing BTC's???

I have been trying them after my PE session this past time, but man, my weenur was pretty extended and long, which is great but,...

Its sitting very (uncomfortably) close up by my bunghole, hmm,....

Am I doing these wrong?

[Dustpan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dustpan]

CaL,

You don't exactly have to put your penis btc, set it to one side of your butt cheek and sit on a soft pillow

[BMot Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BMot]

Maybe you should wipe your arse

[boxer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close boxer]

Maybe you should wipe your arse

HA, yes if your getting poop on your dong while doing some between the cheecks you should definatly wipe better.
You must have a real big flaccid if you can touch your butthole

[Squid Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Squid]

Yeah, keeping that clean enough to eat off of is important for me as my girl almost always loves to go down there and one must be prepared. :-)

[boxer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close boxer]

Yeah, keeping that clean enough to eat off of is important for me as my girl almost always loves to go down there and one must be prepared. :-)

Really, your girl likes your butthole? damn ive always though of this but I think it would be to wierd for me,I get a wierd feeling if a girl just touches my ass, I donno maby its just me

[qquuaacckk Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close qquuaacckk]

Really, your girl likes your butthole? damn ive always though of this but I think it would be to wierd for me,I get a wierd feeling if a girl just touches my ass, I donno maby its just me

haha no that would weird me out big time

[doupdoupdoup Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close doupdoupdoup]

I'd just put something to separate, maybe even get a silk penis sheath.

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

I stepped in cow shit today.

[doupdoupdoup Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close doupdoupdoup]

I used cow paddies for a campfire before. Works pretty well.

[boxer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close boxer]

I stepped in cow shit today.

Shitty

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

One time our stupid rooster pulled a shit right out of the cats butt while it was taking a dump and ate it.

[boxer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close boxer]

One time our stupid rooster pulled a shit right out of the cats butt while it was taking a dump and ate it.

Dude I lituraly just cracked up reading that, thats fucking halarious

[Batwoman Moderator ReservePEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Batwoman]

That's a rooster for you.
(Calixto, are you listening?)

[kingpole Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close kingpole]

That's a rooster for you.
(Calixto, are you listening?)

I hate roosters, we live by a ranch that raises fighting c ocks and then thing crow every morning a 2 am. Im hoping the coyotes get them.