Enter the Burrito

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Massive flaccids still happening. Feel like I got a dang boa constrictor in my pants. I used to be able to whip it back into my pants after peeing with one hand and a fluid motion. Now I got to stuff it back in there. It's stuff like that happening where you know beyond measuring that things have changed. The practical things like that are far more rewarding than seeing numbers on a ruler.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Put that thing back in it's tortilla.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Put that thing back in it's tortilla.

lmao

Some things weren't meant to be contained...

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

lmao

Some things weren't meant to be contained...

Yeah well that's what I told her, and that's when she said bullshit!

Such a real doll she is.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Yeah well that's what I told her, and that's when she said bullshit!

Such a real doll she is.

I can't believe you bro. That is crazy. LOL

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

I can't believe you bro. That is crazy. LOL

Don't believe me bro. I'm just a banana lacking potassium.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Don't believe me bro. I'm just a banana lacking potassium.

Wouldn't put nuttin past you bro. With enough potassium, anything is possible. Just remember, with great power cums great responsibility!

[Tamora Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Aug 2015 PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Tamora]

Don't believe me bro. I'm just a banana lacking potassium.

Saveloys!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

One burrito with extra...

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[peckerachu Banned Find all posts View Profile Close peckerachu]

Yeah well that's what I told her, and that's when she sa
id bullshit!

Such a real doll she is.

Lol I also want a real doll. If I move back in with my former roomie/best friend I will suggest we buy one together

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Well I got my lazy butt to do some stretches today.

30min edging
600 s2s

Man, I'm really feeling those stretches....yikes!

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Oh, measured my hangin jewels and they drop 4.25"

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Massaged the jewels for about 45min. Such an amazing feeling. For some reason, lefty feels better than righty when rubbed. If you massage them good you'll feel the good vibes for about an hour.

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Did my routine again today.

600 s2s stretches... feel the burn!

The jewel massage effects lasted for 2 days. Gave me the blue balls feeling which was uncomfortable to say the least. Goin at it again to see if I get the same results.

I think the semi-hard ons I keep talking about are just the new me. I am that way more than I am not. Just am having to adjust to the new feeling which ain't bad. The Burrito's packin!

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Massaged the jewels for 30 min. Oh yeah...