Enter the Burrito

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Shhhh... I'm scared of the dark!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA

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We should hold a service to commemorate them don't you think?

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

We should hold a service to commemorate them don't you think?

That is the least that we could do for those poor souls

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Commemorate.. Yeah!!!!

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Maybe we could do a saga, like Journey to the Center of the Burrito or something. Definitely need a hot chick main actor! Then there are all us fill in actors. But you dude, you can be the main squeeze!

Now the plot. First find the entrance. Tricky. Plot twist....there are two entrances. That is if you don't diaper fold the bottom.

Then to navigate the middle. Kinky. Who would have thought of putting pickles in here.

Oh, the danger. Hot sauce...Time to make a quick exit. Take the expressway out of here.

And then a shower to calm down.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Maybe we could do a saga, like Journey to the Center of the Burrito or something. Definitely need a hot chick main actor! Then there are all us fill in actors. But you dude, you can be the main squeeze!

Now the plot. First find the entrance. Tricky. Plot twist....there are two entrances. That is if you don't diaper fold the bottom.

Then to navigate the middle. Kinky. Who would have thought of putting pickles in here.

Oh, the danger. Hot sauce...Time to make a quick exit. Take the expressway out of here.

And then a shower to calm down.

Dude, whatever you be trippin on, I WANT IN!!!!

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Dude, whatever you are trippin on, I WANT IN!!!!

Fucker won't share his peanut butter, trust me.

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Commemorate.. Yeah!!!!

Did you google that one too?

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Fucker won't share his peanut butter, trust me.

My gut is hurting from laughin so hard. That was priceless!!!!

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[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Did you google that one too?

Nope! Threw it down the disposal and turned the SOB on!

[Ultimate Burrito Moderator Member of the Month Oct 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Ultimate Burrito]

Maybe we could do a saga, like Journey to the Center of the Burrito or something. Definitely need a hot chick main actor! Then there are all us fill in actors. But you dude, you can be the main squeeze!

Now the plot. First find the entrance. Tricky. Plot twist....there are two entrances. That is if you don't diaper fold the bottom.

Then to navigate the middle. Kinky. Who would have thought of putting pickles in here.

Oh, the danger. Hot sauce...Time to make a quick exit. Take the expressway out of here.

And then a shower to calm down.

We workin with black beans or pintos in there? I'm assuming the meat is CHICKEN.

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We workin with black beans or pintos in there? I'm assuming the meat is CHICKEN.

It's your story....you pick!

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Fucker won't share his peanut butter, trust me.

Like I've said before. We have a one sided relationship. Some people are givers others are TAKERS...like you.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Like I've said before. We have a one sided relationship. Some people are givers others are TAKERS...like you.

I just spread the love too damn much!

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It's your story....you pick!

PINTOS IT IS!!!!

The hot chick main actor's name is Pico de Gallo