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  • Spoiler alert, she falls in to a big pit of sour cream
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    2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
    BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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    • 10min rice sock warmup
      100 power jelqs
      800 side to side stretches

      After doing the power jelqs yesterday, I had huge flaccid hang.
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      2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
      BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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      • Huge burrito hang extra lettuce!
        You never slow down, you never grow old!

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        • Lettuce, yuck!!! I don't eat the food of my food
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          2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
          BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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          • All I eat is the food of others people's food.
            Current: BPEL = 6.25"; NBPEL = 5.5"; MEG = 4.5625"
            2022-12-31 Goal: BPEL = 7.0" | NBPEL = 6.5" | MEG = 5.0"

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            • Forgot about the between the cheek stretches. So simple to do. Yep gonna start doin 'em. Matter of fact, doin it right now
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              2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
              BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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              • Glad today is a rest day from the side to sides. Geez, really feel it this morning. May take the weekend off as well. Gonna measure today or tomorrow and see where I stand after 2 weeks of getting back into a routine.
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                2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
                BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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                • Originally posted by Ultimate Burrito View Post
                  Glad today is a rest day from the side to sides. Geez, really feel it this morning. May take the weekend off as well. Gonna measure today or tomorrow and see where I stand after 2 weeks of getting back into a routine.
                  I hope you're standing tall.

                  We all know how much a burrito leans.
                  You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                  • Originally posted by Jay1983 View Post
                    I hope you're standing tall.

                    We all know how much a burrito leans.
                    Everyone knows you can't keep a good burrito down!
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                    2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
                    BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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                    • Originally posted by Ultimate Burrito View Post
                      Everyone knows you can't keep a good burrito down!
                      I don't lean, I curve. Bahahaha
                      You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                      • Today was very awkward! Had a huge bulging hang today and my uniform pants were tight. You could see the entire outline of my burrito with a giant mushroom head!!! My flaccid girth isn't much smaller than when erect so it looked like a sausage dog wearing a helmet. Had to walk carrying papers to cover my midsection hahahaha
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                        2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
                        BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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                        • Don't hide the ultimate burrito!
                          You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                          • Originally posted by Jay1983 View Post


                            Don't hide the ultimate burrito!
                            The awesomeness can be too much for others to handle...
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                            2016 (5 1/2 x 4 1/2) > 2017 (7 5/8 x 5 5/8) > 2020 (8 x 5 3/4) > Oct 2021 (7 1/2 x 5 3/4)
                            BPEL Gains: 2.5" | MEG Gains: 1.25"

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                            • Originally posted by Ultimate Burrito View Post
                              The awesomeness can be too much for others to handle...


                              That's their problem!
                              You never slow down, you never grow old!

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                              • you worked hard for it so you deserve more than anyone to show it off
                                Initial size: 5.75 NBPEL, 4.5 EG

                                Goal: 6.5 NBPEL, 5 EG

                                Long term Goal, 7 NPBEL, 5.25 EG

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