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Husband journey
Initial size: (10/25/2017)
BPEL 9.6''
MSEG 5.8''
BASE 6''
Goals
BPEL 10.4'' (+0.8'')
MSEG 6.5'' (+0.7'')
BASE 6.7'' (+0.7'')
BPEL 9.6''
MSEG 5.8''
BASE 6''
Goals
BPEL 10.4'' (+0.8'')
MSEG 6.5'' (+0.7'')
BASE 6.7'' (+0.7'')
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Okay.The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".
Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold! -
Originally posted by The Queen View PostHey Tam, why don't you verify if Phillip's this size, since you're "across the Pond"?Originally posted by Tamora View Post
You've been intimate with old "Lizzy" you've said, and "The Queen's Husband" just joined us, so we need "PROOF"! Did you have to strap on a 2X4 to keep from "falling in" when being intimate with the Queen after all those years of "hosing" The Husband?
ENQUIRING minds need to know...
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Hi the queen. Are these your measurements or your husband's measurements? Please provide some clarity so we know you a little better. Welcome to the gym.ALL THE WAY WITH GOOD OLE JAY!Comment
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One question about measurements. When erect his penis is curved (Upward and leftward) So, how to measure properly? Following the curve (to the left) or just ignore the curve and put a ruler on the side?Comment
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Why not have the Royal Penis Measurer "handle Phillip's tool", your Majesty? Don't stoop to being "common"....for HEAVAN'S SAKE!Originally posted by The Queen View Post
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lol.Originally posted by jockinthebox View Postwhy not have the royal penis measurer "handle phillip's tool", your majesty? Don't stoop to being "common"....for heavan's sake!Comment
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Welcome to the Gym, your Highness...
Your initial post is worthy or a true Royal...quite daunting to this commoner!Start BPEL 4.9 MSEG 4.7
Current BPEL 7 MSEG 5.87
Goal 8x6
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Question about EL measurement
One question about measurements. When the erect penis is curved (Upward and leftward)... How to measure properly? Following the curve (to the left) or just ignore the curve and put a ruler on the side?Comment
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Well, I'm afraid you'll not likely be receiving an answer, Wishful.Originally posted by Wishful10x8 View Post
Us "commoners" shan't be considered for acknowledgement unless we address THE QUEEN properly...
"Your Royal Highness" or "Your Majesty" coupled with a bow from the waist, would be a suggested start when addressing The Queen, Wishful! On the other hand, The Husband is (for those who are more refined), "The Duke of Windsor", but I'd suppose you would call him "Phil"...just sayin'....
Last edited by jockinthebox; 10-25-2017, 02:08 PM.Comment
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Press ruler down to bone, measure along shaft.
or, if you want more accuracy:
take x, y, and z data points From a reference datum at the base of the shaft. Use a linear interpolation function the parameterize the data. Then compute the definite integral of the differential arc length function you determined by ds = sqrt(dx^2 + dy^2 + dz^2)
"Can't is the cancer of happen."
08/2015: BPEL 5.5-5.6", MSEG N/A (poor measurements)
11/2017: BPEL 6.875", MSEG 4.8"
Goal: NBPEL 7-7.5, MSEG 5.5"Comment
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Being a Royal, you should not have to deal with such inconsequential details. Just ignore the bloomin curve!Originally posted by The Queen View PostStart BPEL 4.9 MSEG 4.7
Current BPEL 7 MSEG 5.87
Goal 8x6
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Your Majesty, your Majesty, so you made it at last, I was expecting you a couple of days ago? how is the Duke then, do hope he is full health.
Is he having trouble with his monster todger then, the one that's fit only for a Queen not quite feeling you as it once did?
Your faithful NOWHARDComment
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