oh crap wife just found my andropenis lol

[giveitago Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close giveitago]

Got busted hehe. I keep it in my travel bag under the bathroom sink. She's going away for a few days and decided to use my travel bag for some reason. Oh man, we've had a pretty good laugh about it but there was the initial chatter heard coming from the bathroom "what in the hell is this thing?!". I was hoping to keep it a secret until she noticed me getting bigger. Turns out she's already noticed a bit already. I can tell she's a bit pleased, have always felt like she's wanted a bit more..

[phallic1 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close phallic1]

Ha ha ha. Good times...good times.

I left my stretcher on my kitchen table once and a buddy happened to come over. He's sitting at the table and picks it up, turns it over in his hands a few times trying to figure out what the hell it is. Gives up and puts it down. He never asked any questions, he probably thought better to leave that one alone.

[Panther Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Panther]

Sweet - just got my extender yesterday and wore it first time this morning. Haven't told the girlfriend but she knows about my manual exercises. Want to use it for a while and surprise her with gains.

[giveitago Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close giveitago]

well from what i gather 4hrs a day over 12 months will get you a great permanent gain and as you up the hours the 12 months decreases.. so 8hrs = 6 months etc. Will be happy if I can hit my goal in 4 months..

[cujo Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close cujo]

That is funny...I can remember my wife finding my penis pump...Goodness i thought i would die...She laughed and yelled what in the name of Dickins is this...I just glibly replied....Its for my willy silly and changed the subject...She hasn't found out about my extender yet...i have been using it for little over 4 months now...

[Emcee101 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Emcee101]

"Baby, if I gained a extra 2 inches would you still let me get anal?".. She replied "You'd be lucky to get oral" Hahaha You guys crack me up!

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

Oh hell, I can beat all of you. My DAUGHTER found my power jelq! She's now 12 but she was younger at the time this happened. She asked me "um, daddy, what's that?".............All I could think of to say was "never mind, now go play with your toys" lol

I also had my niece bust in my room one time when I was in full stretch mode with my flaccid cock stretched well out in front of me. God that was so embarassing. She claims she didn't see shit but I don't see how you couldn't.......I mean there I was, buck naked stretching my dick! lol That was 6 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. She's never brought it up again (she's now 17) and I THANK GOD for that!!

[RIB2211 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close RIB2211]

I also had my niece bust in my room one time when I was in full stretch mode with my flaccid cock stretched well out in front of me. God that was so embarassing. She claims she didn't see shit but I don't see how you couldn't.......I mean there I was, buck naked stretching my dick! lol That was 6 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. She's never brought it up again (she's now 17) and I THANK GOD for that!!

Holy hell, talk about your awkward moments!

[The Dedicator Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Dedicator]

i still remember when I was about 16 yrs old and my older brother came home to visit from college and found a penis enlargement book I had hidden in a closet. (one of the most awkward and embarrassing moments of my life) The damn book had a picture of Michelangelo's 'David' Sculpture on its front cover at that. He never said anything about it until we were arguing one day...then he brought it up knowing it would be an effective weapon in the argument. Can't keep everything hidden all the time I guess...

[Pirate Retired AdministratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Pirate]

This thread has me laughing to tears!
But will probably give me nightmares tonight!

[Pose Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Pose]

Haha I thought I was going to encounter one of these situations today,

Usually I wear my extender before bed then put it under the covers or under the pillow, then in the morning place it under the bed. Got up early this morning for work, and while I was on the train remembered that I didn't put it away! I was scared all day that my mom would change the sheets or grab my laundry or something and find it. Thank god it was in the exact same place with the same clothes over the pillow, etc. Phewf

I have to say the niece one is the worst lol

[The Dedicator Member Find all posts View Profile Close The Dedicator]

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever been wearing an extender and found themselves in a situation where they had to be wanded with a metal detector?

[not2big Senior Super ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close not2big]

I keep mine in a basket next to the toilet along with my pumping equipment. She is aware that I pump, but I secretly hope she will find the extender so I can wear it more often in bed.

MrBigDick, your 11 year old niece probably thought you broke it and you were wearing a splint to repair it. Now that she is seventeen, she is probably rethinking the matter, if she still remembers.

[beetleboy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close beetleboy]

I kept PE and my stretcher a secret from my wife of 16 years for about 6 months, until she started commenting that I was feeling and looking larger to her. I revealed my little secret and told her what I've been up to, pun intended, was and she's been pretty enthusiastic about it ever since. Never underestimate your girls response. If what you do beings your woman more pleasure she will be more than happy to encourage you. If she criticizes or makes fun of you for trying to improve yourself she probably isn't worth keeping. Just my 2 cents.

[millia Senior Member;PEGym Editor Find all posts View Profile Close millia]

This thread is so hilarious.

One of my most awkward moments is when I had first started clamping and my dad barged into my room.. Luckily I had my shorts only down to my thighs.. When he burst in it was either close the porn or reveal my weapon of mass pleasure with two clamps and a particularly angry red tinge to the skin tone, I chose to hide it and claim I was beating off because I was simply bored. He didn't think the being bored part was funny... I did, but weeks later.