oh crap wife just found my andropenis lol

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I kept PE and my stretcher a secret from my wife of 16 years for about 6 months, until she started commenting that I was feeling and looking larger to her. I revealed my little secret and told her what I've been up to, pun intended, was and she's been pretty enthusiastic about it ever since. Never underestimate your girls response. If what you do beings your woman more pleasure she will be more than happy to encourage you. If she criticizes or makes fun of you for trying to improve yourself she probably isn't worth keeping. Just my 2 cents.

I agree not to keep it a secret. I did initially as well. Our relationship was not the best (though still happy) when she first found out. Since then our relationship has taken another step to the deep realms of true love and she completely supports this PE routine (and the orgasms and sex feelings she has mind you). In fact, she puts the kids to sleep at night while I sneak into the bedroom for an hour to work out and shower. Then proceeeds to jump on the ballooned cock. Can't complain here.

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Holy hell, talk about your awkward moments!

Dude, you have no idea. She was 11 at the time. Picture an 11 year old girl just throwing open your door with the "AH HA! I'VE GOT YOU!!!!!!!" look on her face with me standing in my full birthday suit in full stretch mode.............

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I keep mine in a basket next to the toilet along with my pumping equipment. She is aware that I pump, but I secretly hope she will find the extender so I can wear it more often in bed.

MrBigDick, your 11 year old niece probably thought you broke it and you were wearing a splint to repair it. Now that she is seventeen, she is probably rethinking the matter, if she still remembers.

Well, when it happened, I came unglued and totally went off on her for having just burst into my room the way she did.............which made her run to grandma and made her cry and then I got busted by grandma (my mom) for having yelled at her. Gee, my niece is sitting in the next room watching some teeny bopper show......maybe I should go see if she remembers?? NOT! lol

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lol

Man i love this website. all you guys are just too funny! im glad people can be real in here. it makes me feel more comfortable

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Man i love this website. all you guys are just too funny! im glad people can be real in here. it makes me feel more comfortable

Agreed. Some of the stories are 'laugh out loud' funny!!!

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I remember about a year ago i had just gotten home and as usual left my garage open. About an hour later i started warming up my dick with a rice sock and was sitting down on my futon watching tv, when all of a sudden my grandmother busts in shouting "hello im here to visit" i quickly grab a blanket and cover myself up but i was too late she caught me with the sock and asked what it was. I told her that i used the sock to help areas that were sore and said that i had pulled my groin from working out at the gym.. she never brought it up again. Another funny story is when my friend came over and found my fleshlight case in my bathroom. She asked me what it was and i was like "oh shit" in my head, so i said that it was a project flashlight i was working on and had to fill up the case with wires and the bulb and she looked on the side and it said the number one male toy and i was embarrassed as hell and she just smiled at me.

Lol and dont get me started on how i cleverly evaded getting caught spanking it a multitude of times...

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I remember about a year ago i had just gotten home and as usual left my garage open. About an hour later i started warming up my dick with a rice sock and was sitting down on my futon watching tv, when all of a sudden my grandmother busts in shouting "hello im here to visit" i quickly grab a blanket and cover myself up but i was too late she caught me with the sock and asked what it was. I told her that i used the sock to help areas that were sore and said that i had pulled my groin from working out at the gym.. she never brought it up again. Another funny story is when my friend came over and found my fleshlight case in my bathroom. She asked me what it was and i was like "oh shit" in my head, so i said that it was a project flashlight i was working on and had to fill up the case with wires and the bulb and she looked on the side and it said the number one male toy and i was embarrassed as hell and she just smiled at me.

Lol and dont get me started on how i cleverly evaded getting caught spanking it a multitude of times...

Groin injury? Nice dance moves bro - way to think on your feet! LOL! The fleshlight thing though ... straight busted! hahahahaha

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Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever been wearing an extender and found themselves in a situation where they had to be wanded with a metal detector?

I think generally an extender causes some mild constant pain so it would be hard to forget you're wearing one.... that would be funny though!

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Oh hell, I can beat all of you. My DAUGHTER found my power jelq! She's now 12 but she was younger at the time this happened. She asked me "um, daddy, what's that?".............All I could think of to say was "never mind, now go play with your toys" lol

I also had my niece bust in my room one time when I was in full stretch mode with my flaccid cock stretched well out in front of me. God that was so embarassing. She claims she didn't see shit but I don't see how you couldn't.......I mean there I was, buck naked stretching my dick! lol That was 6 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. She's never brought it up again (she's now 17) and I THANK GOD for that!!

Good lord! Hahaha

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Laughter is a survival tool.

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I use the bathmate in the shower and after I'm done I leave it on the side. Well one day after a session I had completely forgotten that it was leaning against the bathtub. Later that night, I had to use the bathroom. So I walk into the bathroom and as im taking a piss, I look to the right and I see the bathmate!!! I almost turned my entire body and pissed on the floor. So now I'm trying to go back into my memory. And I realize that my mom had used the shower. But she didn't say anything so I didn't say anything either. I hope she didn't see it.

One thing about the bathmate when im taking a bath is that when im pumping it makes a loud pumping noise. So to cover it up while im pumping i swish around the water in the tub and cough loudly at the same time :]