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  • I work in an adult store. I sell toys to women all the time. Sometimes, I'll get a woman in her late 40's or even in her 60's come in and thank me for changing her life. She'll break down in tears when she explains that that was the first orgasm she's ever had.
    Powerful stuff.

    I have bought a few toys. I recommend them to any girl I'm with. I'm not at all ashamed of it. A lot of guys think "well, I've failed if I can't get her off." I think that's faulty thinking. I think, "I like anything that gets her off." Toys can just do a lot of things I can't, like vibrate, rotate, shuffle.

    Recently, I had one of my gfs buy a toyfriend and she loves me for it. She was nervous and shy when she first came into the story. It actually took her three different days to work up the courage to buy one. Now, she wants another toy. She's making me have more sex just so we can play with it more often. The tough things I gotta do, right? Hahaha. You should see the smile on her face when we use it.

    I also like playing with rope, fire and whips. But, that's another story
    Toadstool
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    Last edited by Toadstool; 12-30-2011, 08:50 AM.
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    • Fire? What is that story. . . .

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      • FIRE HECK! Sounds like some serious BDSM going on there. And i'm not a fan of vibrators I mean how can I compete with something that has six gears.

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        • Its not a competition. . . men are not inferior to vibrators. . .remember men don't run on batteries or need electricity

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          • Sometimes every guy could use a jolt!
            The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!

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            • Originally posted by CUSP82 View Post
              Sometimes every guy could use a jolt!
              That's why I keep a cattle prod in my arsenal LOL!
              Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
              If you want love, give love.
              If you want honesty, give honesty.
              If you want respect, give respect.
              You get in return, what you give.

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              • Does anyone have experience with metal/ss toys? I've been looking @ the Njoy Pleasure Wand and wanted any input I could get.
                Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
                If you want love, give love.
                If you want honesty, give honesty.
                If you want respect, give respect.
                You get in return, what you give.

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                • What does "ss" mean?

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                  • Originally posted by Batwoman View Post
                    What does "ss" mean?
                    Sorry, stainless steel
                    Be a reflection of what you'd like to see in others.
                    If you want love, give love.
                    If you want honesty, give honesty.
                    If you want respect, give respect.
                    You get in return, what you give.

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                    • Just glass cyberskin and the like. . . .interesting

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                      • Originally posted by hotlips4077 View Post
                        Eeewww, brought back bad memories. . . .a guy I dated rented a room from a couple we knew. . .in the office area (spare room with bed & a computer). She had a palm sander on the nigthstand. . . .eeewww, we went to borrow the sander for sanding a table and went to put different sandpaper on it and there was pubic hair aaalll over the sanding head. . . . .NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!
                        Wow...................
                        Bad bad bad visual.
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                        The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

                        Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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                        • Originally posted by Pirate View Post
                          Wow...................
                          Bad bad bad visual.
                          Visual is bad . . .you should have seen it in person. . . eeeeeewwwww!!! Especially since this couple were in their 50's & not the cleaniest, yuck. . . . changing the subject. . .

                          SLU what are you doing with that cattle prod!?!?!? lol

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                          • Jolting the prostate? I hear that it results in instant ejaculation, appearently that is how they collect ram semen.
                            How did I get here?

                            Well I was looking for Pygmy.com (I gotta thing for small people, so what), and ended up here.
                            And I've been here ever since.

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                            • So, they ram a ram with a cattle prod? Sounds like mixed metaphors to me.

                              I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                              • No, I believe it's called a ram ejaculator. Some type of rod with electric probes.
                                How did I get here?

                                Well I was looking for Pygmy.com (I gotta thing for small people, so what), and ended up here.
                                And I've been here ever since.

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