What What to say during sex?

[BMot Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BMot]

Thought it might be a good idea to find out what you guys and girls like to say during sex and what you like to say during your partners orgasm.

Post your best/favourite things to say.

Edit: ...and what not to say, as well.

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

My all time favorite from my misses is "I'll blow you if YOU pay the mortage this month!" ( the good part about that is she is a stay at home mom)

[Skitz Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Skitz]

Its something about a chick that says "talk dirty to me baby" while we fuckin that annoys me..

[BMot Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BMot]

I must admit, I feel a bit of an idiot 'dirty talking'. I'm ok saying, "umm, you taste so good" etc, but as soon as I'm prompted to 'talk dirty' I clam up and say the stupidest things. Face palms all the way

[ErictheGed Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ErictheGed]

"Shall i maintain this tempo or would you like me to gradually increase my thrusting velocity?" Alan Partridge .

[redbear52 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close redbear52]

My favorite is: "I call dibs on the dry side of the bed".

[Skitz Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Skitz]

"Shall i maintain this tempo or would you like me to gradually increase my thrusting velocity?" Alan Partridge .

Good quote...I could see this workin well wit a college grad.. Haha..

[redbear52 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close redbear52]

Then how about "Is my tumescent member imparting a satisfactory degree of frictional resistance to the walls of your vaginal canal?'

[rosecitypapa Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close rosecitypapa]

Its something about a chick that says "talk dirty to me baby" while we fuckin that annoys me..

Probably because you don't know what to say, how to say it and why she wants it said. At least it was that way for me before I understood female sexuality on a deeper level and how women deeply desire it. It connects you with your partner on an emotional level that makes sex without it quite pale in comparison. There's a scale of dirty talking that when applied will dramatically increase the arousal level of your woman and the pleasure received between you and her. Her orgasms will be more intense and she will desire sex more often.

Women want respect outside the bedroom yet inside they desire to be "my little fucking cum slut" who "loves my hard hot cock fucking her wet juicy pussy". Said with a dominant tone at the height of arousal will have her begging for more. She doesn't want to be "a" slut, but wants to be "your" slut. Women secretly desire to be possessed by a warm dominant man. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

If you are not currently dirty talking your woman, you are missing out on a whole lot of fun.

[Skitz Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Skitz]

Probably because you don't know what to say, how to say it and why she wants it said. At least it was that way for me before I understood female sexuality on a deeper level and how women deeply desire it. It connects you with your partner on an emotional level that makes sex without it quite pale in comparison. There's a scale of dirty talking that when applied will dramatically increase the arousal level of your woman and the pleasure received between you and her. Her orgasms will be more intense and she will desire sex more often.

Women want respect outside the bedroom yet inside they desire to be "my little fucking cum slut" who "loves my hard hot cock fucking her wet juicy pussy". Said with a dominant tone at the height of arousal will have her begging for more. She doesn't want to be "a" slut, but wants to be "your" slut. Women secretly desire to be possessed by a warm dominant man. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

If you are not currently dirty talking your woman, you are missing out on a whole lot of fun.

I'm sayin though when I chick is askin u to spit In her mouth how can utop that hahaha.. I have dirty talked b4 and like u said it's all about arousal, but when a chick isnliterally tellin me to talk dirty it takes the arousal of it from being spontanious, to thinking of somethin to say.. And ur assumptions u made are incorrect, I never said I didn't like dirty talk in general just that the bitch shouldn't ask me to, just start and I'll keep going wit the dialouge.. Haha, @ "my little fucking cum slut"...

[Midnight Man Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Midnight Man]

Sometimes my girlfriend likes to be treated like a lady. I tell her "I love you" and tell her how beautiful she is. But sometimes my girlfriend likes to be treated like my whore. I completely agree with rosecitypapa here -- the emphasis is on my whore. It's because she's being submissive to the man she loves and allowing him to completely take control. I'd never really tried dirty talk before I was with my current girlfriend but apparently I'm quite good at it.

[angus Banned Find all posts View Profile Close angus]

During our last episode I made sure my wife was satisfied first, and then it was my turn. Right in the middle of my moment of bliss she yelled “YOU DROOLED ON ME, YOU DROOLED ON ME!!”

Angus

[Fractals Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Fractals]

'If you go to the cops about this then I'll hunt you down!'

Lol no, I don't really say much. Normally your typical I love you stuff. Ocasionally dirty stuff depending on the mood. Just don't crack a joke!

Joe

[Midnight Man Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Midnight Man]

Just don't crack a joke!

I disagree, so long as you're laughing together and not at each other! I think a sense of humour when it comes to sex is very important.

[Fractals Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Fractals]

I find that they tend to push it out when they laugh and if she's on her way to cumming then it puts her off. If you have just started off then it's fine. Not as bad as if they suddenly come over all ticklish tho.

Joe