Advise from a woman: 40 ways men fail in bed

[TazerGun Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TazerGun]

Looking for her prostate: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate – women don’t.


Sooooo licking her butt-hole ISN'T a good idea?

[Steve23 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close Steve23]

If that's what both of you like, then lick away!

[TazerGun Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TazerGun]

Haha, I love doing it. Nothing excessive but if I'm eating her out from behind sometimes I'll give her poop-shooter a little tickle... it's not like I'm going to town on it, though. I can't tell if she likes it. Whenever I do it she squeals and crawls away.

[islander Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close islander]

Um guys is Christmas; maybe we can put sex on the back burner for a bit. How about it? Okay I'll take that as a no!

Sex on the back... Back of what.... I'll think of something

[imac Retired Moderator Member of the Month Nov 12PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close imac]

God the lists in this thread made me laugh. Thanks Tink.

The flip side list was just too funny to take seriously, here's some that made me laugh the most.

Closing up: If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your face, don’t close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful union with him. Semen is not likely to cause permanent blindness (in most cases) but this is a risk you should be prepared to take for his happiness.

Being possessive: If you are lucky to have an imaginative lover who can satisfy two women at a time, don’t sneer at, or reject his exciting suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If he’s a real man he’s probably shagging her anyway. Plus you might learn something from her to keep your man really happy.

Spitting it out: When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate and get his aim right into your mouth, it’s rude to spit it out without savoring the taste and gluey texture. You should play with semen like a block of Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line like “I love it when you come in my mouth” makes for a happy finale to fun and games.

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

Hehe..happy you enjoyed it

[MrBigDick Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrBigDick]

Interestingly enough, that last line about the woman telling him "I love it when you cum in my mouth....".....my ex gf would say something similar "I love it when you just explode in my mouth......OH MY GOD I love how you taste...."

And I thought "hey, whatever floats your boat...."

[Mikes Mrs Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Mikes Mrs]

I am happy you found it entertaining .. I thought i would try to insert a bit of humor into forum, since things have seemed a little tense and aggressive on pegym this past week(i had lurked awhile before joining, so i did notice the change in atmosphere recently) I agree with Batwoman .. some good things can be taken from the lists(at least the woman's list) and i would agree with MrBigDIck, most of the man's were a tad chauvinistic ..which i found very funny, but i really really hope that is not how guys think ...hehe

90% of the man's were fucked up and unfortunately some actually do think that way. I will just take them with a pinch of salt, Tequila and a squeeze of lemon.
If I may add two more real ones here...

It is terrible having sex and a cushion falls over your face while lying on your back legs spead eagle and you lover carries on humping away. He could just as well put his countries flag over your face. Extra cushions work well under my ass.

and please guys, letting off a big fart before penatration is lame.

[tiddlez Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close tiddlez]

40 rules that I will never care about.

I'm doing a girl a favor by taking time out of my busy day to stick my dick in her and ultimately whether or not she enjoyed it is irrelevant to me. I'll grab a girls tits and ejaculate all over her pretty face unexpectedly all I want.

[TTBB Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close TTBB]

Congratulations you are well on your way to being the worst fuck in the world..
oh and welcome to the gym. :P

[Samurai Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Samurai]

40 rules that I will never care about.

I'm doing a girl a favor by taking time out of my busy day to stick my dick in her and ultimately whether or not she enjoyed it is irrelevant to me. I'll grab a girls tits and ejaculate all over her pretty face unexpectedly all I want.

And you signed up especially to post this? You must be really busy then, tiddlez. Don't worry, I'm sure the girls on your computer screen really appreciate you cumming on their pretty faces

[Mikes Mrs Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Mikes Mrs]

40 rules that I will never care about.

I'm doing a girl a favor by taking time out of my busy day to stick my dick in her and ultimately whether or not she enjoyed it is irrelevant to me. I'll grab a girls tits and ejaculate all over her pretty face unexpectedly all I want.

Congratulations you are well on your way to being the worst fuck in the world..
oh and welcome to the gym. :P

I second that !

[imac Retired Moderator Member of the Month Nov 12PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close imac]

40 rules that I will never care about.

I'm doing a girl a favor by taking time out of my busy day to stick my dick in her and ultimately whether or not she enjoyed it is irrelevant to me. I'll grab a girls tits and ejaculate all over her pretty face unexpectedly all I want.

Wow, you're quite a man. Every man on this site could learn something from you. Personally I'm reeeally impressed.

[Trotsky slaying thedragon Banned Find all posts View Profile Close Trotsky slaying thedragon]

To be fair it's kind of bullshit for women to demand as many fucking orgasms as they do. "Make sure you've got backup" "gentle massages" "don't be too rough" "don't be too soft" "make sure she's satisfied" "don't expect her to want to swallow your load after you've inhaled her for forty minutes" "don't be a one minute man" "don't do it too long either."

At least make the sandwiches, FFS.

[Mr1102 Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mr1102]

[*]Ingratitude: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you – especially if a) sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or b) you managed to achieve an orgasm. A man’s role in sex is far more demanding than a woman’s, so it is always nice when one’s prowess is appreciated.
[*]Caring not sharing: Whilst it is understandable that you would be excited after receiving a mouthful of cum, do not be thoughtless in expressing your gratitude by kissing your man on the lips. You like semen, He doesn’t. Be considerate, please.


These gave me such the giggles, nice post.