As long as a Monster and thick as a Red Bull?????

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

"In in order to get with her, you have to be as long as a can of Monster and as thick as a can of Red Bull." - A friend from college telling me about his friend's size requirements.

I was talking to friend from college earlier this week about a girl in his circle of friends. She's around 18-20, Asian, and a bit of a strange girl and space case, likes to wear wigs and dress up like Anime characters, talks about sex a lot but can't really hold down a conversation. She's probably about 5' and super skinny, I would guess 90-100lbs tops.

According to my friend, who is gay btw, this is her size requirement for any guy to date her. One of many unbelievable requirements she has for a relationship ship. Also, I doubt it is true but he says she has worked as a dominatrix. I call BS on that, and I told him there is no way she can accommodate a size that thick. I think it's all talk and little to no sexual experience.

The next day I brought in a can of Monster and a can Red Bull and measured them both in front of him. A can of Monster is 6.25" in length and a Red Bull is 6.7" in circumference. When he asked me why I did this I said "Alright, what else does she want from me?" Lol, I did it because it was funny and partially because he gossips a lot. Now this girl gives me a funny look every time I see her.

What do you guys think? If a petite girl in her early 20's told you she only sleeps with guys who are longer than the height of a can of Monster and have the girth of a can of Red Bull, would you believe her?

[MattTheSceptic Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close MattTheSceptic]

length i can believe, obviously. though i'm guessing she's not in to the BPEL measurment.
Girth-wise? I seriously doubt she found anyone with that kind of girth. and she'd have to be into fisting to be able to take that even if she did. i'd say the whole thing's a joke.

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[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

length i can believe, obviously. though i'm guessing she's not in to the BPEL measurment.
Girth-wise? I seriously doubt she found anyone with that kind of girth. and she'd have to be into fisting to be able to take that even if she did. i'd say the whole thing's a joke.

I highly doubt she would be consned with the difference between NBPEL and BPEL. That's more of OUR insecurity issue than your average woman's issue. It's been discussed many times before on here.

Out of curiosity I measured my wrist circumference, it's exactly 6.7". I have small wrists, but still that's a lot of girth. I'm 6.2" BPEG and even that's too big for a lot of women. I can't see gaining another half inch in girth. Fistsing, probably not. My first measured just now is 10".

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

"In in order to get with her, you have to be as long as a can of Monster and as thick as a can of Red Bull." - A friend from college telling me about his friend's size requirements.

I was talking to friend from college earlier this week about a girl in his circle of friends. She's around 18-20, Asian, and a bit of a strange girl and space case, likes to wear wigs and dress up like Anime characters, talks about sex a lot but can't really hold down a conversation. She's probably about 5' and super skinny, I would guess 90-100lbs tops.

According to my friend, who is gay btw, this is her size requirement for any guy to date her. One of many unbelievable requirements she has for a relationship ship. Also, I doubt it is true but he says she has worked as a dominatrix. I call BS on that, and I told him there is no way she can accommodate a size that thick. I think it's all talk and little to no sexual experience.

The next day I brought in a can of Monster and a can Red Bull and measured them both in front of him. A can of Monster is 6.25" in length and a Red Bull is 6.7" in circumference. When he asked me why I did this I said "Alright, what else does she want from me?" Lol, I did it because it was funny and partially because he gossips a lot. Now this girl gives me a funny look every time I see her.

What do you guys think? If a petite girl in her early 20's told you she only sleeps with guys who are longer than the height of a can of Monster and have the girth of a can of Red Bull, would you believe her?

Guess im getting thrown out of the bed, don't qualify.

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Guess im getting thrown out of the bed, don't qualify.

Don't feel bad, in case you couldn't tell she's superficial. She's the type you want to go to bed with, not someone you want to wake up next to or date.

[master-gauge Senior Member Member of the Month May 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close master-gauge]

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, Give a guy some time to get that girth up there, haha..

[Pegasus AdministratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero ☺ Admin of the Month Mar 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Pegasus]

The girth is 4 standard deviations ,so something like a guy being 6 ft 10". Of course choosing a guy by height would be far easier since it is obvious.

[dmizzle Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close dmizzle]

So how does she know how big I am when I meet her at a club and she decides to come home with me. Guarantee she gets to my house she is fucking me. Ive never had a woman know my size before my pants are on the floor. Women just make this shit up.

She would probably think my 5.3meg is a red bull can. Women have no clue what they are talking about. Just asks if she want to see your can of Redbull.

I feel like women like this make guys insecure. Any of us could give her a pounding she won't forget. If she doesn't like it, then she has a flappy loose pussy.

[Pegasus AdministratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero ☺ Admin of the Month Mar 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Pegasus]

So how does she know how big I am when I meet her at a club and she decides to come home with me. Guarantee she gets to my house she is fucking me. Ive never had a woman know my size before my pants are on the floor. Women just make this shit up.

She would probably think my 5.3meg is a red bull can. Women have no clue what they are talking about. Just asks if she want to see your can of Redbull.

I feel like women like this make guys insecure. Any of us could give her a pounding she won't forget. If she doesn't like it, then she has a flappy loose pussy.

Actually sounds like a woman best avoided from the get go.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

A monster is 6.25" long?

I'm a dinosaur

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

Actually sounds like a woman best avoided from the get go.

My thoughts exactly, every time I see her I steer clear.

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

A monster is 6.25" long?

I'm a dinosaur

I'm not cutting off 2.5" for her.

[ScarletSkull Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ScarletSkull]

Good Lord why do you guys even waste your time with women who say stuff like that? There's a shit ton of more important things about a man than his penis size. I suspect it's just talk.

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Ill find out. Gimme her contact info.