The awkward thread!

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

Here's a thread meant to illicit and share some laughs (and maybe life's most embarrassing moment) with your fellow members here in the GYM! It should be FUN and EVEN "therapeutic" for some of us, perhaps! So set the stage with as much detail as you care to share, and let your fellow "Gymers" help you forgive yourself! No fair attacking each other here, guys... whatever is related is intended to make us feel better, not become an excuse to attack one another! There's solace in confession, and SAFETY in numbers, so spill your guts!

OK, it's happened to ALL males at one time or another....usually at a MOST inopportune time! TOTALLY beyond our control, yeah, (you know what I mean), you pop a "boner" when it's just REALLY AWKWARD! You don't really know why,... you're maybe not even SEXUALLY AROUSED, or thinking sexual thoughts...it just happens! Maybe it's at a funeral, or in the showers / locker room with a bunch of teammates, or as a groomsman at a friend's wedding, standing at the alter....you just can't control it (or help it) sometimes!

Well guys, here's your opportunity to confess some of your most embarrassing, AWKWARD BONERS and share the laughs with others who've been where you are (if you're MAN enough to admit it!)!

[closed116 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close closed116]

I have a few of those. The worst was in high school after a football game. I was absolutely exhausted having played both defense and offense most of the game. I fell asleep during the coaches little speech about why we lost, and woke up with a raging hard on and the coaches hand on my shoulder telling me to get showered. For the life of me I couldn't get that boner to go down, and we were on the road and the bus was leaving shortly, and I didn't want to sit for a two hour bus ride smelling like hell. So I just let the boner be and headed into the shower. Nobody said anything, and that happened to others fairly frequently anyways, so no big deal really, but it was very awkward.

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

My most awkward boner. I've posted this before, but.... i was 13 or14 and graduated to the men's, not boys, locker room at the YMCA. In the community shower room with my father, Ugh, and lots of older guys with big flaccids. So, Boing. Since I never really dated in High School, my father concluded I was gay. Never told me so, but admitted it a year ago, LOL.

[HansTwilight Retired ModeratorPE Gym Editor Member of the Month Jan 2017PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close HansTwilight]

I have never popped a boner without thinking naughty thoughts, never understood the random boners thing.

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

It wasn't a boner but it was awkward.
I was bat boy for a men's softball league. In my late 70's short shorts. In the dug out. One of the hotter wives was standing outside on the field talking to me through the cage. I swear she kept looking at me package. My 12 year old package. I knew she wanted it. I knew I was hot and she wanted to introduce me to the land of the player...
Nope my shorts were sitting a little off center and my 12 year old Tootsie roll was showing I was informed so by her husband when he joined her at the fence. To much laughing by everyone in the whole world!!!

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

I have a few of those. The worst was in high school after a football game. I was absolutely exhausted having played both defense and offense most of the game. I fell asleep during the coaches little speech about why we lost, and woke up with a raging hard on and the coaches hand on my shoulder telling me to get showered. For the life of me I couldn't get that boner to go down, and we were on the road and the bus was leaving shortly, and I didn't want to sit for a two hour bus ride smelling like hell. So I just let the boner be and headed into the shower. Nobody said anything, and that happened to others fairly frequently anyways, so no big deal really, but it was very awkward.

Yup! Locker room / shower boners were fairly common in Jr high & HS, for sure! Guys all kidded each other about them but rarely attacked, 'cause you never knew when it would happen to you! LOL! I never got boners after a full football practice or a game, but sometimes a "semi" would happen after a good lifting session and a cardio workout...I think it was caused by the "T-BUMP" i'd get from a good workout, but not becoming overly-exhausted like a full football practice or a game. Guys regularly got boners after swimming & baseball practice in the showers though! I think football was more physically taxing, with sprints, drills, and constantly running plays in full pads sweating, that held boners to a minimum. Our kickers were the guys most likely to pop a boner in the locker room, of course!

[Dr. Bateman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Bateman]

Church haha...

When I was 14-15, standing in the pews, Blam! It started coming, tried to stop it, couldn't.

I had put my hands in my pockets to cover the bulge on the right side of my pants haha, literally was pushing my hands forward in my pocket. A couple minutes later, I HAD to take it to the bathroom. I probably did the stupidest "duck walk" I've ever done LOL.

When I got back, all my mom and dad told me was: "Did you have to go THAT bad? Why didn't you go before mass?" LOL

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

Church haha...

When I was 14-15, standing in the pews, Blam! It started coming, tried to stop it, couldn't.

I had put my hands in my pockets to cover the bulge on the right side of my pants haha, literally was pushing my hands forward in my pocket. A couple minutes later, I HAD to take it to the bathroom. I probably did the stupidest "duck walk" I've ever done LOL.

When I got back, all my mom and dad told me was: "Did you have to go THAT bad? Why didn't you go before mass?" LOL

LOL, tell me you didn't jerk off in the church bathroom. Ok do.

[Dr. Bateman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Bateman]

LOL, tell me you didn't jerk off in the church bathroom. Ok do.

HAHAHA of course...

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

[burtybasset Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close burtybasset]

Oh yeah, I always used to get these, still do sometimes. Church was one, I used to get the on the school bus all the while when I was a kid and have to exit the bus trying not to point at people. I used to get them in the library too. I think it was usually the quiet or boring places where my mind would wander.

Never got them in the showers after PE though. I remember one lad who did and the rest of our class teased him forever.

Maybe the church boner is a joke God plays on dudes to get a laugh with all his buddies in heaven?

[closed116 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close closed116]

You almost forget how when you were younger the boners would come, and just not go down for a very long time, even though you're not touching or doing anything sexual. Ah, those were the days.

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

Oh yeah, I always used to get these, still do sometimes. Church was one, I used to get the on the school bus all the while when I was a kid and have to exit the bus trying not to point at people. I used to get them in the library too. I think it was usually the quiet or boring places where my mind would wander.

Never got them in the showers after PE though. I remember one lad who did and the rest of our class teased him forever.

Maybe the church boner is a joke God plays on dudes to get a laugh with all his buddies in heaven?

Yep. Happened to a guy that we all considered a dork. He was awkward, uncoordinated, hardly ever spoke, but he had a 9 inch cock. He won.

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

Not sure why, but walking trails in the woods always turns me on.

I remember walking this one trail, headed to a fishing spot, and next thing I know I'm erected taking off my clothes to walk the rest of the path. Most times I just couldn't walk the whole path, which was short by the way, without making mini me vomit.

Cod I miss that fishing spot.

Anybody wanna go fishing? BAHAHA!

[closed224 Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2014, Feb 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close closed224]

Church haha...

When I was 14-15, standing in the pews, Blam! It started coming, tried to stop it, couldn't.

I had put my hands in my pockets to cover the bulge on the right side of my pants haha, literally was pushing my hands forward in my pocket. A couple minutes later, I HAD to take it to the bathroom. I probably did the stupidest "duck walk" I've ever done LOL.

When I got back, all my mom and dad told me was: "Did you have to go THAT bad? Why didn't you go before mass?" LOL

But mom, dad I didn't have to go until the mass showed up.

[NOWHARD Banned Find all posts View Profile Close NOWHARD]

HAHAHA of course...

Forgive me, for I have sinned.

Masturbating is not a sin, its pleasure.

NOWHARD