The awkward thread!

[Dr. Bateman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Bateman]

Masturbating is not a sin, its pleasure.

NOWHARD

Yeah.... It was a joke

[Dr. Bateman Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Dr. Bateman]

but mom, dad i didn't have to go until the mass showed up.

hahaha

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

Ahh yes, I remember night church when I was a teen... Twice a month, they'd give the adult choir a break & sub in the teen Jr. & Sr, high classes as the Sunday night service choir. The groping & boners were rampant beneath our robes while invisible on our angelic faces during the service (at least to the congregation)! It was actually more the challenge of self-control coupled with the thrill of "getting caught" or losing your composure during the service than it was sexual,...well that, and maybe the potential for a lightning bolt from GOD, to take you out permanently!

[Double Meat Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Double Meat]

Let's just say I had a female pediatrician for a bit when I was almost 21. Things started getting real awkward when she told me to turn my head and cough around this age. One time she held my balls and I looked out of the corner of my eye at her and couldn't help but think nasty thoughts as she was down there with my hormones all over the place. I got a massive hard on and she let out a little "whoops".. nothing else happened but I made sure I would go see a male doctor from then on lol.

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

Why on earth were you seeing a FEMALE PEDIATRICIAN at "almost 21"? THAT would NEVER have worked for me, even as a teen, my doctors were ALWAYS DUDES!...I must admit, I WOULD have ENJOYED my sports physicals a LOT MORE with a "She-Doc", though!

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

Why on earth were you seeing a FEMALE PEDIATRICIAN at "almost 21"? THAT would NEVER have worked for me, even as a teen, my doctors were ALWAYS DUDES!...I must admit, I WOULD have ENJOYED my sports physicals a LOT MORE with a "She-Doc", though!

Yep. Got that full body exam coming up with my 26 year old female dermatologist. The exam includes a lot of her touching me, skin cancer has a rough feel to it I guess. Probably the only time I'm glad I'm 55 with ED, otherwise........

[6inDongNotForLong Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 6inDongNotForLong]

I remember getting a boner right as the bell rang for class, I had to awkwardly strike up conversation with the teacher about something I actually didn't care about in the slightest.


YOU EVER BEG FOR A BONER TO GO AWAY?


I HAVE.

[closed116 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close closed116]

Why on earth were you seeing a FEMALE PEDIATRICIAN at "almost 21"? THAT would NEVER have worked for me, even as a teen, my doctors were ALWAYS DUDES!...I must admit, I WOULD have ENJOYED my sports physicals a LOT MORE with a "She-Doc", though!

It was a female doc that came every year to my high school to do our sports physicals, and boy was she sexy! Oh the thoughts I had as she did the hernia test.

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

It was a female doc that came every year to my high school to do our sports physicals, and boy was she sexy! Oh the thoughts I had as she did the hernia test.

Just remeber at your starting size, she was probably impressed.

[Double Meat Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Double Meat]

My male pediatrician was a very old man who retired and being the naive kid I was just asked them to put me with anybody from the same office when he was gone. Being a horny kid too, I didn't mind at first lol. Fun while it lasted!

[jockinthebox Retired Moderator Member of the Month May 2015PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close jockinthebox]

Well on the Doc side of this topic, yeah, it always seemed awkward when as a teen, my Doc would grab my balls & tug on em while moving them between his fingers and telling me to turn my head and cough...but the annual prostate exam is REALLY fun, once you're over 30!...Just be sure to find a doc with short skinny fingers...LOL! I ALWAYS leave his office after THAT exam to take a shower!