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Now your talkin! I thought I loved MY bed, but now I'm not so sure..
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Wow....
Too bad I don't like beer.....
(Nice one, TTBB!!)Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.Comment
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What kind of women do pirates prefer?
CougARRRs!!!
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH-ette!!Comment
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What kind of socks to pirates prefer?Originally posted by TittyTittyBangBang View Post
What is a pirate's favorite element?Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.Comment
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Arrr-gle and Arrr- gon!The world's still a toy if you just stay a boy!Comment
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Correct!Originally posted by CUSP82 View PostPirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.Comment
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Last edited by Pirate; 10-05-2010, 04:06 PM.Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.Comment
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A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"
"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"Comment
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Wow.....Originally posted by TittyTittyBangBang View Post
That's not a drive, it's a putt.Pirate Diplomacy:
The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.
Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.Comment
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Yar. That be a good one Miss Titty. (jP
I've got a Tiger by the tail.Comment
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One cold night, a married couple is lying in bed. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep after a long day tiring at work. The husband turns his bed lamp on to read his favorite book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.
He does this for a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is shocked and asks, “Why are you taking off your clothes?”
His wife replies, “You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.”
The husband says, “No, not at all.”
His wife asks angrily, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?”
“I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.”Comment
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Originally posted by TittyTittyBangBang View Post
I don't understand this.
In..out...in..out...what does that have to do with sex?
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